Everything posted by lemonandaturd
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The cotton bowl is a shit hole
Somebody took a shit in a urinal in the restroom near Section 23. Disgusting. I still wonder how he wiped his ass. Maybe he didn't.
- Brent Venables thinks jesus was a drunk and a bad guy
- Brent Venables thinks jesus was a drunk and a bad guy
- Brent Venables thinks jesus was a drunk and a bad guy
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Scott Wilson
A close friend of Scott invited me to go with them to a game in Fort Worth against TCU several years ago. We rode in his Cadillac. The only necessities were a big bucket of fried chicken and lots of whiskey. During the game, some TCU pricks had broken the horns off the hood of the car. I was the only one sober enough to drive us back to Austin. He wanted the Doug Supernaw song "Red and Rio Grande" on a loop all the way home. When we got back, Scott gave me a t-shirt that said, "I drove the caddy home." That was my first and only trip with them, but it was a blast. I hope he has a speedy recovery.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Pig Bellmont getting laid tonight.
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Auburn at A&M - 2:30 on ESPN
Clickety clack
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Hyde Park Bar and Grill?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
We can show him the statue of the Earl of Sausage.
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Prediction contest 2025 Week 3- UTEP @ Texas
Texas 48 UTEP 10 275 yds
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Best Sad Song (fuck I love a sad song)
Good Time Charlie's Got The Blues
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Temple is 2 & 0, has a functional quarterback, and a decent offense. OU plays them on the road Saturday at 11 am. Temple likely has no shot, but maybe we will see how good OU's defense is when they can't play 8 men in the box.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
I want to see Mateer get Bomared early and often in Dallas.
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Best Sad Song (fuck I love a sad song)
Alone Again Naturally He Stopped Loving Her Today Green Green Grass of Home
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2025 week 2 prediction thread- SJSU @ Texas.
Texas 51 SJSU 7 330 yds rushing
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TCU @ UNC - 7 pm central ESPN
Kevin Mar sighting.
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TCU @ UNC - 7 pm central ESPN
His girlfriend must like big boobs.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
I didn't learn much from Sayin's one minute and one second highlight reel from last year's games, but he did have a "Case like" faceplant on a "scramble" against Western Michigan.
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2025 Week 1 prediction thread- Texas @ Ohio State
Texas 27 Ohio State 17 Arch yds 300
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Brevard will have a big game. When he is in there he is going to disrupt, draw some double teams and generally gum up the middle. Hintzman has seen it.
- 2026 QB Dia Bell
- 2026 QB Dia Bell
- 2026 QB Dia Bell
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2026 QB Dia Bell
Bell is nails now. 28 to 21
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Yep. He was 14 of 21 for 156 and a touchdown for Troy on the road against the Big 10 juggernaut Iowa Hawkeyes.