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lemonandaturd

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  1. The Shakiest Gun in the West
  2. Sooner magic.
  3. Texas 31 OSU 24 Texas 425 yards
  4. Trevor Matich said last night that Texas has to face that vicious Ohio State defense. Vicious, I tell you! They are deliberately cruel and violent animals. Sark, hide your wife and kids.
  5. We won. Piss on the Big 12 and Yormack. Losers gonna lose.
  6. One-armed, one-legged Cam Rising hobbled around for three quarters and almost beat these fuckwits in Tempe. I really like our chances. Mudhole.
  7. Lander Barton knocked the dog piss out of Sam Leavitt. He gave our linebackers the script for handling Leavitt.
  8. Texas 56 ASU 10 246 rushing yards Tx
  9. Texas 31 aggy 24 225 passing
  10. Texas 45 Fla 17 200 yds fla
  11. Big titties.
  12. McGuire is a fucking idiot.
  13. Get in my belly!
  14. The couple talking like their new phone is a sex toy is getting old fast.
  15. Beat Liberty for their first FBS win. Well done!
  16. Texas 38 Vandy 17 Texas 300 passing
  17. Two old men got in a fight in Section 28 about row 30 with about 5 minutes left in the ballgame. Didn't see it well, but a fat old bald Georgia fan got cold cocked and was on the concrete, A woman next to him was yelling for security. He must have said some real salty shit to somebody.
  18. Texas 35 Georgia 24 UGA 350 yds
  19. Birds fly upside down Over OU since it is Not worth shitting on
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