Everything posted by lemonandaturd
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Texas O-line talk
I think of Topol, better known as Tevye the Dairyman.
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The Eyes of Texas
This aggression will not stand, man. Tales of the Texas Rangers theme - Shorty Long and the Happy Fellows - YouTube
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
I would love to see Karl Dorrell get his shit together and beat aggy 55-23.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Does Rico have an uncle?
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
If the right one don't get you, the left one will.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
cold-cocked
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Is Deshaun Watson Done in Houston?
shakedown is better than fourth down.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
ISU ain't winning shit.
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Jake Ehlinger found dead near campus
So we are like opinions, man.
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Its happening (stadium renovations)
We could also invent Flubber and give it to Chris Beard.
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2021 transfer thread
Lincoln Riley is a beta pussy. Jimbo Fisher is a beta pussy. Tom Herman is a beta pussy.
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2021 transfer thread
I guess you never saw Vanishing Point in 1971.
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NCAA to Allow Players to be Compensated for their Names, Likenesses, and Images
State law versus Mark Emmert and a clueless pussyfooting NCAA? NCAA better get their shit right or they will be very irrelevant very soon.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This Jimbo aggy squad has about as much chance of beating Alabama as I have of fucking Ann Margaret and Paulina Porizkova. (I am an old but I would still fuck both of them). I would have a better chance of Candi giving me a blowjob behind the tennis court than Jimbo beating Saban.
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Class of 2022 QB Talk
About to? No, he pissed himself after the first question and shit his pants after the last one.
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Jake Ehlinger found dead near campus
I saw where Coleman Hultzer offered condolences to the family. Has Tom Herman said anything publicly about this?
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Texas @ TCU Series Thread
Send this pornstache mullet back to Lufkin.
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Texas @ TCU Series Thread
That was not a fucking strike.
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Texas @ TCU Series Thread
Dude is getting squeezed, He has thrown two strikes called balls.
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Texas @ TCU Series Thread
And they have a sweaty asswipe as a football coach.
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Texas @ TCU Series Thread
Antico !!!!!! Fuckin A!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
We all hate the goobers with the heat of a thousand suns, but we are not going to write a novella about it.
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Jake Ehlinger found dead near campus
All respect, love and condolences to the Ehlinger family. Fuck Wanker Bob and his bullshit forever. FWB.
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Texas @ TCU Series Thread
Looks like ants playing baseball on my screen. Need to get my eyes checked after this shit.
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Jake Ehlinger found dead near campus
Freddie, Cole and Jake. So young, so sad.