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lemonandaturd

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Everything posted by lemonandaturd

  1. I think of Topol, better known as Tevye the Dairyman.
  2. This aggression will not stand, man. Tales of the Texas Rangers theme - Shorty Long and the Happy Fellows - YouTube
  3. I would love to see Karl Dorrell get his shit together and beat aggy 55-23.
  4. If the right one don't get you, the left one will.
  5. shakedown is better than fourth down.
  6. ISU ain't winning shit.
  7. So we are like opinions, man.
  8. We could also invent Flubber and give it to Chris Beard.
  9. Lincoln Riley is a beta pussy. Jimbo Fisher is a beta pussy. Tom Herman is a beta pussy.
  10. I guess you never saw Vanishing Point in 1971.
  11. State law versus Mark Emmert and a clueless pussyfooting NCAA? NCAA better get their shit right or they will be very irrelevant very soon.
  12. This Jimbo aggy squad has about as much chance of beating Alabama as I have of fucking Ann Margaret and Paulina Porizkova. (I am an old but I would still fuck both of them). I would have a better chance of Candi giving me a blowjob behind the tennis court than Jimbo beating Saban.
  13. About to? No, he pissed himself after the first question and shit his pants after the last one.
  14. I saw where Coleman Hultzer offered condolences to the family. Has Tom Herman said anything publicly about this?
  15. Send this pornstache mullet back to Lufkin.
  16. That was not a fucking strike.
  17. Dude is getting squeezed, He has thrown two strikes called balls.
  18. And they have a sweaty asswipe as a football coach.
  19. Antico !!!!!! Fuckin A!
  20. We all hate the goobers with the heat of a thousand suns, but we are not going to write a novella about it.
  21. All respect, love and condolences to the Ehlinger family. Fuck Wanker Bob and his bullshit forever. FWB.
  22. Looks like ants playing baseball on my screen. Need to get my eyes checked after this shit.
  23. Freddie, Cole and Jake. So young, so sad.
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