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lemonandaturd

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Everything posted by lemonandaturd

  1. The driver looks like Sean Connery.
  2. And even though he was not a Longhorn, Don Maynard was another Texan on that Jets team.
  3. Pink lady squeezed in tight to that outfit.
  4. But Johnny Jolly had some sweet dance moves late in that ballgame.
  5. Nobody cares about camera angles
  6. I watched the aggy spring game.. 23 to 6 ugly vs ugly.
  7. BAD MOTHER FUCKER wallet
  8. Oh Lord. Purple hull peas and cornbread. Just need some onion and tomato slices and a big glass of iced tea.
  9. If Perkins does not pan out, give me Robbie Snelling and/or the kid from Tenaha, Patton.
  10. Slo' Neal has a nose for the football and is going to Not For Long. Whoop!!!
  11. Did Demas play in their Spring game? I watched some of it and I don't recall seeing him or hearing anything about his status.
  12. This aggy team better play up to their full potential every week or Leach, Ogre, Saban. and Joey are going to punish them. Jimbo collects checks, but Nostradamus sees it coming.
  13. He will never regret his decision to flip to Texas. Best decision he has ever made.
  14. They fucked him over on early admission.
  15. This is Rondale Moore or Desean Jackson 2.0 with Sark and Coleman coaching him. Nice!!
  16. I want to believe and I do believe! Open some lines of communication. Ewers and Sam at Lake Travis on a beautiful Saturday in a speed boat loaded with bikini girls with dyed blonde mullets. Then let Colt throw Shipley open while driving the boat. Lake Travis looks much better than Lake Grapevine anyway. Austin and Lake Travis look much better than the Rust Belt for sure. Pussy is no contest. Let's parle Mr. Ewers.
  17. Texas would beat them like a red headed step-child.
  18. Before his football career is done, Bijan will owe many college and NFL safety men a lot of jocks and ankle therapy.
  19. Schooler looks like a man with good speed and the ability to wrap up and tackle. I won't miss Caden Sterns' shoulder tackle whiffs and falling at the runners feet.
  20. So did we. A couple of young black men two rows below us were singing too with horns up.
  21. Boom Mutherfucka!
  22. Welcome!!!!!! Go Horns!
  23. It draws "look at me" attention to a 70 year old clueless failure employed by an almost defunct rag. He thinks it keeps him relevant. Bohls and KKL need have some wild sex. That would draw more attention.
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