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lemonandaturd

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Everything posted by lemonandaturd

  1. He looks like a dude that in a few years will tell his team to let their nuts hang. I can't wait. OU sucks.
  2. Well at least he should be able to see over the rush. He is as tall as most of the DT's.
  3. neither do you. Shouldn't you be wiping your hand about now? It is Saturday night (right or left date night)?
  4. There are a few NFL QBs who can't make that throw accurately on the regular, including Chase Daniel, Blaine Gabbert, and Gardner Minshew..
  5. Maalik Murphy is a bad, bad man. I want him to bring a very beautiful trophy all the way to Austin, Texas baby. VY can buy him a steak and I can sit in awe watching it happen twice in the last 20 years.
  6. No shit, I forgot about those goobers trying to co-opt everything and make it a turdition.
  7. Sark is struttin' that ass! Welcome Evan!
  8. Watch Jennifer Connelly near the end of Requiem for a Dream. There is a way.
  9. Especially Isuzu, even aggy rubes are reluctant to buy 12 year old new cars. Maybe they can buy a mini truck that will be perfect for hauling a couple of ewes to the Chicken.
  10. Sark stretched the field pretty darn well with Smith matched up with a linebacker. Ryan Day is mensa for sure on both sides of the ball.
  11. I never heard so much shit talk as I did the night we lost to arky and the Fatass erotic in the Texas Bowl. I took the whole family to the game and it was a miserable night. Drunk pig sooeys were harassing Texas fans something fierce.
  12. But that would not have any more to do with Ewers or Bust than my next shot of whiskey.
  13. Damn. I am so drunk that I posted twice. Cheers.
  14. Yes, I confess, I am toasted. But if a 68 year old butter teeth Mack starts fucking with Dabo's recruiting, I will be most pleased. Mack can't do much else, but he can recruit like boss.
  15. That is even better. At least aggy can't use the bowl opt out excuse for a game about 20 years ago.
  16. The gooners are scared shitless that we may finally reach our full potential as a football program. Fuck them.
  17. Clemson sucks and with our new staff maybe they will return to being ACC aggy. It can't come fast enough for me. I hope Mack starts skull fucking Dabo on the regular.
  18. It would be nice to see what the Texas WR board looks like. 9:95 may be way off.
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