Everything posted by Born to Run
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
My high school senior and i were talking politics on the way home from church- strictly due to 25 or so giant Maga signs we must negotiate on the 5 mile trip back. He was surprised to hear Trump has a very solid chance at losing, and admitted that many of his peers would vote of Trump if they were old enough. The entire convo was frightening. He's admittedly disconnected from politics; doesn't know much about the candidates, and more than a few of his buddies are Aggy legacies but still. Clearly Aisd is failing at grooming and whatever social media he consumes is polluted by nonsense. Very discouraging. I've kept an open dialogue about various issues over the years too. Maybe part of it is my wife being a very liberal Californian and typical teen rejection of step moms; but still.
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Donald Trump Assassination Attempt
I've often notice that the universe will give a couple warnings before the dildo of consequences arrives unlubed. Third time is usually the charm if you don't course correct.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Being a crazy person? It's kinda a full time gig.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Shot at like a dog. Kristi Noem You might lose a shoe if you do.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Still do, but I used to to, too.
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Based on the last week, Jigsaw has earned her own thread
Back in the day I would claim that I couldn't come via oral. The ladies damn sure wanted to prove me wrong.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
One of the dorks in the Rogansphere along with that fat fuck Bert no shirt.
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The situation in Springfield, Ohio- Haitians, Cats, and High Minded Rhetoric
That's my BIL that lives outside Philly. Was extremely nervous and brought a piece with him to go wadefish- Matagorda bay. Dude just lives in constant fear. But is also an abusive drunk. We no longer hang.
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Based on the last week, Jigsaw has earned her own thread
Two assholes that have not been in my kitchen.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
It's Dom Perignon it's supposed to bubble. Just be like that sometimes
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Tell her it's because of the mafia. She would prefer Northern Italy for its cleanliness thanks to it not being controlled by the mafia, but instead by- /dramatic pause/ the illuminati.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Agreed; but it always had an element of darkness. I'm never going back there.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I need about 50 of those to put next to all the gian Maga signs in Lakeway. Time to unretire the T post driver.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I was harassed constantly by evil geese at a lake in east Texas that my buddies dad took us to. Every year I'm just trying to fish and these asshole geese come charging out of nowhere. Fast forward to my first goose hunt. " Oh you bitches have long easily wrung necks and I'm not 7 years old anymore."
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
A Dogoosencat? Sho boy fix up some rice and gravy come sa.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
And then they rolled thier boogers in a ball and did one of many unfortunate choices with said boogers.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
God that place is weird. "First time!!? Let me explain our fabulous options. Lame chili on noodles, in a bowl, with a goat, or in a boat. Add some cheese if you please; doubkr cheese is the bees knees...' Sonic or JCI destroy that shit, and nobody brags on those options or makes it thier go to dish thier city is famous for. It's Sbarro for a slice or Bill Miller for a brisket plate. And I really like Cinci
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Maybe To eat her poop, or fudge nuggets if you will, out of a bowl. But not for much else.
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9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread
Stay Puft was the first one, Lady Liberty was 2. You really crossed the streams here. It would be bad.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
She slept her way to the top, so I'm voting for the serial aldutering rapist rageaholic. mkay
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
And thier hookers don't make you use a condom!
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9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread
You'd think the very clear fact that Trump so easily manipulated and controlled would be disqualifying to the fine folks at Tex Ags. "He kept taking the bait, arrggh. But let's give him the nuke codes again."
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9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread
It's Latin for that fake second butthole Chad Briscoe discussed. Not nearly as popular as the Mons Pubis for most.
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9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread
Look at all these asshole rubberneckers causing traffic. /Looks intently at wreck when I finally get to it.
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9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread
It amazes me that this race is even close with the clown show of bootlickers that survived the backstabbing and requirement to lack any dignity.