Everything posted by Born to Run
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
No shit; it's so much easier to pass a paper menu to meemaw or cousin ray ray than having them look at the website when taking orders for a group.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Got shot like a dog!
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Wtf does suffering succotash even mean?
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Taco Pizza? Sir, You have my attention. Is it cool if I wear my Cum and Go hoodie my wife bought for me to this fine establishment; or would that start a Sharks Vs Jets rumble in the corn?
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
First time around tech bros? My buddy sold his firm a while back and did really well. He's smart enough, but still talks like he's fresh out Mc Combs and uses endless industry jargon for no reason in mixed company.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
After your mean comment, she is going to be crying herself to sleep tonight on her giant pillow.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Mr Lebowski was pretty spry before that chinaman took his legs.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Pass it back Ags. Whoop
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
That asshole gave my mom brain worms; he finished the job Rush started on my pops. Fuck those guys; they know what they did.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I will dip into KlBJ once a month. Republicans hate this country full stop. They hate our troops and they hate our veterans even more. They hate your local mail man; and thus hate John Prine. They hate all government and will tell you so. They hate all the heroes that make this nation great- socialized librarians, nurses, emt, firefighters, military, cops etc. The GOP wants to cancel all of that because GOP leadership is a failure, and they want us also to fail.
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
Best cut bait ever; but only fresh. Turns to mush overnight. When taking kids redfishing; I'll always go and target lasyfish first for "magic bait."
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Shut yo mouth
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Kid Rock (and Bud Light slap-fight) y’all
My Maga loving in-laws in Philly are gonna be so conflicted. They love some Dunkin. Switching to shitty gas station coffee to own the libs.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Miller lite taste great!
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Fun fact he also ate the child he stole that book from.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Woah, the Francophile hates mayo?
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
She was a policy nerd and smug af. Too many words. Same shit Biden tried to pull. You really have to dumb it down vs Trump (and for idiot Americans, and shitty legacy media) and just keep to short brutal responses to his bullshit. "He is lying again; it's all he's good for; over and over." You can't bring facts to a debate with a toddler about whose the best Pokémon or Sesame Street character.
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Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
Was chatting with my cousin-in -law at a gathering in the East Bay. He was always a cool, progressive guy. College degree, teaches, volunteers, coaches swim in his spare time. He has gotten so angry. Went on several rants; especially Cali politics. Then asked if I liked Joe Rogan and gushed about how big a fan he was. I kind of softly said that I was concerned that Rogan gives way too much platform to absolute kooks; but does have interesting guest. Then I said I was up in the corn hole tournament and dipped out. There is no talking to these wackos. He unlocks "secret information" and "seeks knowledge". The problem is Neil Tyson Degrasse and a crazy lunatic get equal "no way; wow!" enthusiasm from this human thumb that has gotten kicked in the head a few to many times. The dude that got paid to make people do gross shit whilst stoned to the bone is a leading influencer of thought and policy for a lot of people. It's fucked. My trim guy too. Total stoner, super progressive, married to a total hippie chick and was literally a student in High School student of Walz back in Minnesota. Has a lot of questions about Harris/ both sides/ trust Rogans opinion. Wtf
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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
They got the big mac; we got the big mick.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Directions to said sunflower patch? And gate code also. I have 5 cases of dove loads in 12 guage and a case of 20 guage if you need them.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Whose doing the interviewing? Elon? Or will they both just ramble on top of eachother. Will Elon spark a joint? Will they snort drugs? Will Trump shit talk him to his face? Gonna be nuts. TheThrilla of Vanilla
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I feel like he's confusing Vance with Walz. Because that all sounds like a perfectly fair criticism of His VP. Bay Area tech bro; gtfo out of midwest asap; only returned to fuck over rubes (after he's done with the couch)
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Though xxl!
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
In a wheel chair?
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I agree but "Butty Gay" is just the sort of thing our dumbass electorate would sink him on. If he had a regular name I'd be way less concerned.