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Ojo Rojo

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Everything posted by Ojo Rojo

  1. Why does this shit always seem to result in an advantage to whoever the Astros are playing? I'm not a conspiracy theory guy, but come the fuck on. Super fucking maddening. Count my vote for robo umps.
  2. GOOD LUCK FUCKERS!!!!!!
  3. C'mon! Get this punk ass rookie!
  4. Breathe, just breathe.
  5. Hold on to your butts.
  6. HOLY SHIT!
  7. Ojo Rojo replied to Superhero's topic in Lulz
    Evil aliens fart killer noxious gas.
  8. Diaz, you chode! Stop proving us wrong about you.
  9. Fuck yes!!!! Leave no doubt!
  10. Something, something my butthole was a quark.
  11. Come on Abreu, gotdammit!
  12. I am very impressed by this man.
  13. How many aggy yell leaders are closeted gay men?
  14. Ojo Rojo replied to taybo20's topic in Football
    HAHAHAHA! You are ignorant of history and you can't read either. You must be aggy.
  15. Ojo Rojo replied to taybo20's topic in Football
    Generally, bitching about refs is aggy. But, generally, reffing is usually right and bad calls will be made occasionally. Generally, reffing affects teams equally. There certainly seems to be a pattern. More bad calls and non calls yesterday that hurt us. When margins are razor thin, one-sided reffing can make the difference. That's what angers me more than anything - everyone works so fucking hard to be successful and puts so much into this only to have a corrupt or incompetent factor beyond anyone's control be the deciding factor. OU is coached to hold. When you have good technique and do it every play, it is an effective strategy. Good technique hides it and refs won't call it if it happens every play. When your mascot literally means "cheaters" we should not wonder.
  16. This morning, per usual, I was getting kids ready for school. Wife and I have been solidifying plans for the weekend and waiting to hear from others. Wife: Did you hear back from your mom? Me: Not yet. Wife: (annoyed) Well your phone has been blowing up over here just now. Me: So I was supposed to receive the text in my brain while I was getting the kids ready for school? Wife: Tone.
  17. Stoops, Riles, Venables. They all choke on cock bigtime Get your horns up, yo!
  18. I am mystified by the Machete over Diaz and literally anyone over Chas lineups. However, it is hard to argue with the results. Between giant douche and turd sandwich, I pick Dusty.
  19. Of the many things I don't understand in this world, Cam Newton's fashion sense is near the top of the list.
  20. Yesterday wife went to the grocery store. When I heard the garage door open I went out to help carry stuff in the house. We had briefly discussed dinner plans earlier in the day. Me: So, do you want me to grill that chicken for dinner? Her: Oh! I put it in the freezer earlier! Me: Don't worry. I took it out. (Because we had discussed cooking it.) Her: Well, I bought these southwest salads at the grocery store... Me: Just yes or no, please. Do you want me to grill the chicken? Her: Tone.
  21. Ishtar is Britt Vulnerable's favorite movie.
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