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Ojo Rojo

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  1. I just started getting sucked into this story in the last 2-3 days. I am glad that I cannot imagine the mind of a sick fuck who would kill his own wife and son to try to take the heat off of himself for financial crimes he committed. I just cannot imagine someone being that fucking evil.
  2. Ojo Rojo replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Benign paroxysmal positional vertigo. Cool, cool.
  3. They are nihilists. Nothing to be afraid of.
  4. Yes. The answer was, "We're not fucking doing that."
  5. Ojo Rojo replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
  6. Wife: "Hey! Hurry up and make this decision that I don't want to make based on a bunch of information only I have!!"
  7. She called out some people we have in common from our past by name. I didn't think that was cool.
  8. I have a cousin I am friends with on Facebook. She became a therapist and one of her daughters is a lesbian who she feels the need to constantly defend even though I have not personally seen anyone attacking her. She is also fat and always has been fat. She posts a bunch of annoying shit on Facebook that is all about trauma, wokeness, positive body image, toxic masculinity and shit like that. It comes from a place of "I am omniscient and I know the cause of everyone's thoughts and behaviors." No you don't, bitch. In addition to always being fat, you have always been dumb. Shut the fuck up.
  9. Ojo Rojo replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Had an MRI today on my right shoulder. Been having pain for 8-9 months. Tried to rest it. Got one cortisone injection and it only helped for a couple of days. The MRI fucking SUCKED. I'm a little claustrophobic, I guess, but the enclosed space plus the noise was enough to almost freak me out. I was in that MF for like 45 minutes. Anyway, torn labrum. Surgery with 6 month recovery time or live with the pain. Good times.
  10. And miss Little Jenny's birthday party, a playdate for the oldest, jiu-jitsu for the middle and two baseball games?
  11. This dumbass deserved to die. You don't do a test with a weighted dummy first? When your life is on the line? If he had no kids then he'd be eligible for a Darwin award.
  12. I wish. Her parents are semi-local, but her dad suffers from effects of a couple of strokes and her mom basically has to take care of him a lot. Plus, her parents aren't the "we don't get enough of our grandkids" type of people. I will enjoy the time with my kids and make the most of it.
  13. My wife has planned a (well-deserved) weekend away with a friend of hers. They are going to some fancy Yoga/spa place. It's very expensive and I don't like the friend she is going with, but whatever. The weekend she has picked to go, which I was given no input into or asked about in advance, is also a weekend where two of our three kids are out of school that Friday. She says she has to leave early in the morning on Friday to go to the Yoga/spa hotel. I start thinking about it and it starts to piss me off that she picked a weekend when our kids are out of school so we have to have some kind of childcare that day and that she is really doing a three-day weekend. For various reasons, I'm going to have to take a day off work to be with our kids. So I ask her, "Why do you have to leave on Friday morning instead of that afternoon or night or Saturday morning (like I always fucking do when I go somewhere by myself for the weekend)?" She understood by me asking that I was telling her that her plans were less than ideal and possibly made without any foresight and certainly with no consideration for me. Her answer was just a long ass way of saying, "Because I want to," but with enough shit that might sound like reasons if you were dumb.
  14. Is there not even any speculation? I mean the whole thing is just bizarre. Living with his mom, dressing as a drag queen at Carnival (NTTAWWT), short work history for "investment firms" and *boom* he's wealthy and funding his campaign with hundreds of thousands of dollars from a company that is very short-lived and its publicly available financials do not comport with throwing off that amount of wealth. Oh, and he's a gay Republican, which is sort of like being a black KKK member. None of it makes sense. Maybe some kind of Manchurian Candidate type shit?
  15. I'm late to the party on this topic, as usual, so forgive me if this has already been covered. I've read up some on this guy's background. It looks to me like he was a nobody and then all of a sudden he has money to finance a campaign. So my question is, where did he get the money and how on earth did he get elected?
  16. And that's fair. I vent here, but I will be the first to admit that my wife is a wonderful person with a lot of really great qualities. Most of the time, our marriage is pretty good. But, it's still a marriage and she is still a woman.
  17. Just curious, why the Ausmus hate?
  18. Hot damn! I'm using this for sure.
  19. I lost my cool over a longstanding issue in our marriage and told her it was over and wanted her out of the house - shit like that. I didn't handle it well and behaved badly. I admitted it and apologized for it. I thought it was over and done with. Apparently, "over and done with" is a foreign concept to women, or at least to my wife.
  20. Ojo Rojo replied to CooterBrown's topic in Lulz
    Yes, but only because you offered the rights for $10,000. Just tell the guy, "No thanks, I like my fence the way it is."
  21. This was really fucking stupid.
  22. This could be a much longer story, but the short version is that my wife wanted to go to marriage counseling. I was suspicious because I thought things were going pretty well. I asked her why she wanted to go. She said, "To have someone available in case of a crisis." Okay, that's unlikely and kind of weird, but whatever. I agreed to go, though I was still suspicious that my wife actually did have a specific reason for wanting to go. I was suspicious because she does shit like that all the time - she is obviously upset about something and refuses to tell me what it is then I finally find out it's something I did like a month ago. Anyway, we're at the session yesterday - our second one - and lo and behold she brings up an episode we had 18 months ago and it was clear that was the thing she most wanted to address in counseling. Why not tell me that? Especially when I ask you specifically for the reason? Gotdamn I was so fucking pissed. I hate being ambushed like that. (Oh, and the icing on the cake is that the therapist is a fat, unattractive, unsophisticated man-hater who was openly hostile towards me. Good times.)
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