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Helobious

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  1. My friend just did a European tour with his band last month, hit a bunch of cities all over Europe but none in UK. He said Paris and Rome are every bit as shitty and dangerous as advertised. I’d never ever go to either.
  2. Imagine caring or being hurt by what a kid does during their commitment ceremony, or even watching one of those in general. You guys have no lives.
  3. Tim Dillon had the most spot on take about Austin and the Austin comedy scene I’ve ever heard. Shane has nothing on Dillons authenticity
  4. He grew up extremely wealthy already.
  5. Segura is fucking terrible. He was kind of funny years ago but transformed into the most unlikeable preachy hateful comedian out there, which is even worse because he only is where he is in life because of his rich dad paying for him to breakthrough.
  6. Your parents wouldn’t have paid it any mind. No one knew the murders were going on until after the murderer’s accomplice killed him. He was dead by the time people found out what he was doing, so it couldn’t have been a scary time to live through. Total fuck up by HPD.
  7. Will you still be a fan after we trade for him in a few days?
  8. Lol, no one gives a shit about the Astros in Mexico, or even know they exist. It’s exclusively Dodgers and Yankees. CSB, last year in Mexico City I went to Lids looking for a diablos hat. They barely sold any. Their whole inventory was Yankees, dodgers, padres, white sox. Walking around I saw zero people in mexican league gear either. If someone had a baseball cap it was only NY or LA.
  9. I do get where the texags are coming from. Has a 5 star RB ever had such an unproductive high school statline? But even with that, his size and 10.7 speed are no damn joke. He could be elite even if he is possibly overrated
  10. Those are fucking elite
  11. 6/10. Wasn’t terrible. I couldn’t get over how weak Superman was. He’s fucking Superman and half the movie is him getting his ass kicked. I was also expecting Mr Terrific to be cooler based on the reviews, but he was just extremely generic and boring. Also, give the Hawkgirl actress one night with me and see if she still wants to be lesbian after.
  12. They’re the classic scrappy everyone-does-their part team that is dangerous in the playoffs. It’s not just Fat Vlad being overrated by himself anymore, he’s contributing.
  13. Guess it wasn’t too early for a ‘29 thread
  14. That was not a good throw. If Vivas slides, hustles, or has an IQ above the Fujita scale he’s safe easily. Completely fucktarded baserunning by a worthless piece of shit baseball player. That’s all that play is.
  15. Mac is a weird school. The only 5A NEISD school (the rest are 6A). It’s not particularly hood or low performing test score wise or anything like that. They just somehow lost a massive number of students in recent years, more than neighboring schools. They used to be solid in football too but they have like 9 total wins over the last 8 seasons or so.
  16. Didn’t Biles quit the Olympics because she got the spins? That’s not really mental health related, that’s a balance/equilibrium issue that’s pretty dangerous for gymnasts. She lost the ability to orient herself during flips.
  17. I mean I can’t imagine why you’d watch that over NBA summer league or MLS but go off.
  18. I’ll never get why women’s soccer and basketball is shoved down our throats, the 2 sports where their deficiency in athleticism is most apparent. It’s borderline unwatchable. Softball and volleyball are infinitely better.
  19. Georgia is miles better than all of those teams except Texas, and they still beat us twice last year. It’s foolish to pick them to lose any of those.
  20. So in other words most teams still win without an elite catcher. Which proves my point.
  21. I’d love to know the lore behind the myth of catcher being the most valuable position. To me it’s 4th behind pitcher, shortstop, and center fielder.
  22. Not sure if it belongs here or in movies/TV forum. Not a cowboys fan but this looks good.
  23. And the Malaysia air guy
  24. I think you do, especially after reading that and how you described the covid situation. Which is fine, but no need to hide it.
  25. “The Yankees drafted an aggie”… FUCK ”he went to high school at Lake Travis”… gross “He’s Jeff Kent’s son”… fucking Jesus christ
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