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Helobious

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  1. Shitty translations abound. He was sitting in an emergency exit row. Dude threw open the door immediately after the crash, was the only one to make it out without being engulfed in flames. He said his brother that was next to him did not survive the crash.
  2. Almost halfway through the year and Judge is still currently on pace for what would be the greatest offensive season in MLB history.
  3. Life is too short to boycott shitty sports teams just because. If I lived in Denver I’d be there as often as possible.
  4. Lol no. It’s punting a football, there’s nothing special about it. Australians added the running start (which has no inherent benefit), but really all it was was the Australians were in their late 20s vs high school aged punters. The mechanics and training were no different.
  5. Took all of 10 seasons for college coaches to realize there’s almost no difference between an Australian punter and an American one.
  6. Lol at a guy with red laced sneakers trying to preach about maturity.
  7. New slim chickens opened on nacogdoches/1604 yesterday. Never had it before, best fast food tenders I think I’ve ever had. Better than canes imo
  8. You sound bad at sex. My girlfriend finishes at the same time as me pretty often.
  9. What a joke the SEC turned out to be.
  10. I’m sorry, a 10.69 is pretty fucking elite-level speed. There’s seriously not a ton of NFL guys that could run a faster 100 than that.
  11. Actual Csb: I had a roommate in college from Alamo heights when Whitley got drafted. I asked him if he knew him, he said “yeah man I used to sell him weed all the time”.
  12. Does that Lauren Allred girl from tech need comforting?
  13. Yeah Elon isnt besting trump in this spat. All the money in the world is nothing against trump’s aura. On social media most are already calling Elon a joke and a loser.
  14. Yeah, you don’t outright say someone is in the Epstein files just for a made-up fight.
  15. It wasn’t really a good picture
  16. I had to look this girl up after this post because I hadn’t heard of her. Holy overrated Batman. She’s nothing close to Livvy Dunne and won’t get anything near significant corporate sponsorship. Also, what made Livvy special wasn’t just her looks. There were tons of similarly hot female athletes. She engaged with fans on social media, posted funny/self-aware content and knew how to show herself off. This girl does none of that from what I see. And yeah I probably would pass if she offered.
  17. The two of them have all the power and impunity in the world. Why make up a fake fight?
  18. I’d show her and Vanessa Quiroga the night of their lives if they wanted it.
  19. Already exists, doesn’t help, because hitting a baseball is hard https://apnews.com/article/trajekt-pitching-machines-mlb-d1fa69e776bcb394adbce07d268193a7
  20. I remember that. Miguel Cabrera did something similar once too
  21. Just a hunch but I think Canady will be completely mindfucked tomorrow, if not she’s exceptionally resilient. Her whole demeanor changed after that intentional walk attempt.
  22. I knew they were going to fuck up that intentional walk after the first pitch. Probably the worst attempt I’ve ever seen
  23. Balancing on one leg for 30 seconds is probably a more useful health goal at that age than all of those things. I’m not even kidding.
  24. I live in a wealthy area so that’s probably a big part of it.
  25. They have someone in charge that isn’t an idiot.
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