Everything posted by Helobious
- Texas Roster 2026
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Jordan Shipley - Texas Athletics Hall of Honor
There’s no way that’s true or that a ranch out there could even be that big. It sounds like he was alone though and probably had to walk far to find someone or call them to come. Still a pretty insane survival story.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
For all intensive purposes we have an unlimited NIL budget, yet we seem to be operating like we have the budget of Kennesaw State. How the fuck do you let those Florida guys stay with the gators and let building blocks like Livingstone and Barnes leave?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I don’t play poker. Even I know you can go all-in and still lose. People are dumb.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Had to look up Gatlin Blair. Apparently has been on an LDS mission the past 2 years and will join the Ducks this spring. I thought being an elite Mormon athlete and not going to BYU would get you excommunicated.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Born and raised here and I’ve still always hated saying “y’all”. Spiritually I know I should’ve grown up in the Bronx, I know I would have fit right in.
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2025-26 CFP General Discussion
Posted it in the transfer thread but unless you’re about to get you’re 2nd NFL contract it’s stupid as fuck to want to be one of the younger people on a football field. All these guys reclassifying to graduate HS early snd they turn into duds in college overwhelmingly.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
You guys have a weird infatuation with the thought of me giving out handjobs.
- 2026 Rose Bowl - Indiana vs. Alabama
- 2026 Orange Bowl - Oregon vs. Texas Tech
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Trump’s America
I never voted for trump. The right spoke to some very real cultural problems but our low IQ public could not see the hypocrisy behind it. I always could, all the way back to the Kaepernik thing. People were talking about woke on here and I gave my two cents on it.
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Trump’s America
I said masculine or American
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Trump’s America
Woke to me is anything that undermines traditional masculine or American values like toughness, independence, freedom of speech, personal responsibility, and/or is an overreaction to a perceived cultural problem. It’s beyond politics. For example to me honoring black soldiers or teaching about the trail of tears isn’t woke. It’s just our history. Guardian caps in football, pronoun obsession, the extra first base bag in baseball, etc. are examples of woke things.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Was waiting for the “I’m too cool to care about sports” post on a sports message board. You sound like a loser. I cried for 45 minutes when Aaliyah Chavez signed with OU instead of us. If you’re going to care about something, be all in. No one successful got there being half-assed.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
From what I understand Oregon, Texas, Ohio State, and Texas Tech are the only 4 schools with “unlimited” NIL money. If they don’t get a player it’s for something other than monetary reasons. Unlimited in the sense that their pockets run so much deeper than anyone else’s a bidding war is never a concern. Obviously no one thinks NIL money is literally endless.
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Is this the end of shitty bowl games?
Whoever is in charge of marketing for the Pop Tarts bowl didn’t get paid enough. Almost immediately became the most popular non-CFP bowl game, and it’s pretty much the only bowl I hear non-football fans talk about.
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Foo Fighters or The Killers?
The only Foo songs I like are Everlong & My Hero. There’s like 15 killers songs I enjoy immensely, although I don’t much care for their new sound.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
He’s unanimously hated by aggie Reddit. They want someone else.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Takes on Baugh are a good litmus test for seeing who does and doesn’t know anything about football. The guy is a fucking elite RB and a physical monster. You’d be an abject moron to not want him.
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The movie you just watched
Just saw the anaconda reboot this weekend, was fantastic and fun as hell. Probably a top 3 movie for me of 2025.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
Actually most of the guys you listed never lived anywhere near DC. That’s impressive.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
Aaron Hernandez was born and raised in Bristol, CT.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Ryan Williams is garbage and quickly found out it’s fucking stupid to be the youngest person on a football field unless you’re about to negotiate your 2nd NFL contract. That QB from Ole Miss that finished high school 2 years early and has ridden the bench for 3 years now learned that too.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
The whole “NFL players per capita” stat has to be the dumbest stat in sports. Guess we should build up our Washington DC pipeline.
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Christopher Nolan's next film, The Odyssey
Nolan has more misses (Tenet, Dunkirk, Dark Knight rises) than hits (Interstellar, Oppenheimer) since 2010 when inception came out. The math (and that trailer) says this movie is going to fucking suck.