Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Hornbeliever

Burnt Ends
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Hornbeliever

  1. Sides way more important than non-Trinity choice. I'd say weighted value should be 35% brisket 25% ribs 20% sausage 15% sides 3% dessert 2% non-trinity, I have high estrogen category so I order turkey at BBQ restaurant category
  2. I hadn't even heard of Le Bureau so will have to watch a trailer or something. Lupin season 1 was ok but still battled through it and Season 2. Show could have been one season long and covered everything and would have been better, IMO.
  3. Yeah, we will most definitely not dominate. However, I'd love to go 2X aggies each year at a minimum. But 2 times 0 is 0 so maybe 2x aggies PLUS be top 3 in conference championships or something like that.
  4. But if you don't do the research, that means I'd have to and that's not what the internet is for. The internet is to take data from a complete stranger and use it like no truer words have ever been written.
  5. Nice job. So how many conf championships did Florida win per year? We can assume we will be around that # given more competitive nature and FL will slide down a bit. Then aggies will slide down annual amount too...so what is that #? 18 divided by 10? Is that how long they've been dominating the SEC? So that 1.8 becomes 1.3 per year. Without knowing FL average, my gut guess is we overtake in 5 years.
  6. I get such joy watching thieves get ass kicked. Maybe not killed but just a few broken bones.
  7. I despise restaurants where there is no salt shaker on table. Salt me up, brah, and let me have some control in my dark, lonely, powerless life.
  8. Wanted to like Lupin since I'm a sucker for intelligent thief shows (and CIA type shows). It was completely meh.
  9. Yeah, the main dude who serves at Truth Houston has told me he works a good amount in Brenham. It's all side chit-chat while he is handling my meat (wat) but I've always wanted to ask....does Truth house you while there? Reimburse you for time and gas for driving? Etc etc
  10. Ahhh, 6'9" and 235 is pretty far right on bell curve. I'm 6'0" and couldn't tell you maintenance # because I don't log all items but lately, more and more restaurant have calories listed on menus so its giving me a clue. For example, I had First Watch for breakfast and was floored that what I ate, which was yogurt and some peanut butter toast, was listed at 940 calories. Then I had Xochi for lunch and that was probably 1,000 calories (their version of shrimp n grits). Probably 500 calorie dinner at home. This was standard weekday (no alcohol as saving it for tmrw and super bowl) and I don't gain weight so to answer your question....maybe I'm 2,500 without working out a ton??
  11. Hold on....your caloric maintenance is 3,500 calories? I don't log calories but that seems high, especially at that age. You must have an unreal metabolism or run a 10k while doing bicep curls every day.
  12. The beauty of Ketch is that his unlikeability is like art in that there is no wrong opinion.
  13. My back is related to my lack of core. From the 90s through 2015, I was more like a green avocado but in 2023, more like that samr avocado about 10 days later. Has the avocado grown in size? No. But was it firm when you bought in ten days ago and now super soft? Yes. Good idea on elliptical. I'll check out how much those cost and heck, maybe someone around here bought one during covid and now never uses it and I buy it at deep discount.
  14. Chat GPT, please write a $9.95 article that I will still annoyingly enjoy. Optimistic tone and add "I'm told"
  15. Ha, that was his name! I had forgotten. Well, his wife was not his favorite stripper from summer 2000 to summer 2001, I can tell you that. Homey gave lots of cash to my neighbor. She would have thousands of dollars on her countertop and would never lock her door. I was in awe of her innocence (at least she had one type of sweet innocence)
  16. I used Round Top Bank when I bought our little ranchito and it went smooth as silk. Plus lower interest rates than big, new yark city banks.
  17. See....luck. I left Aug 2001 so my laptop and (first ever) cell phone were handed over to HR and not the FBI. Enron Bandwidth and the Blockbuster/Enron deal were actually both ahead of their time in theory but goes to show you that great ideas need a semblance of ramp up time and can't be priced into the stock value right away. They were trying to monetize ideas that would take a decade to turn a huge profit. Little known nugget....I was banging a smokeshow of a stripper for a year there (again...luck, she was my neighbor) and her best client was the Bandwidth CEO. And she would always hand me the business cards of all these enron dorks that paid a lot to see those taddies. Please don't tell me what else she did with them.
  18. Yeah, I was an Enron trader and had those discounted options for all my bonuses. Always chose cash money and never took the option (not out of wisdom but immaturity) and came out clean as a whistle from that debacle. That scenario repeating is very rare but it warped my mind and have never taken said phantom stock option program when offered. Though I did regret it once about a decade ago. So what am I saying? It's all luck so do what you want with knowledge you are putting all eggs in one basket.
  19. Completely agree. Also, let us know if you are straight, proudly gay, or the kind of gay that has to fast forward 3 seconds of a gay scene because deep down you realize you might catch it if you are exposed.
  20. Thanks. I will try a walk routine and see if that fixes my nipple problem im starting to notice. See, I still fit in same pants I did 20 years ago so thats nice. However, my nipples used to be able to look you straight in the eyes and woo you but now they look more at your ears.
  21. I was single until 40 and worked out all the time, never having a lazy week in my life but never watching what i ate while consuming probably 25-30 drinks/week for 24 years in a row. But when I finally got hitched, I realized my entire motivation for keeping a decent body was for vanity to get some. Now in monogamy, I find it hard to motivate. Luckily, I've only gained 8 lbs in 7 years while continuing to eat like a 20 year old but my body just isn't same. This thread of 92% bitches makes me more motivated than others just from relatability since I'm at 188 at 6'0". My question.....a few have mentioned walking. Does that really work? I feel like my back would prevent me from doing Insanity and running and other stuff from the past. I do like yoga but haven't done it in forever because I have a hernia.
  22. The episode was fantastic and thanks for music.
  23. For the last four years, we've built the exact same two buildings in the same city with each building costing $15 million 4 years ago....so no design or location variances apply in my personal inflation experiment. Each year, we've seen ridiculously large jumps in either labor or materials (or both). This is year 5 and for first time, we are seeing certain areas staying flat with little danger of inventory shortages. I deeply apologize for this very political message. I'll take it to CR next time.
  24. What city and what provider, if I may. I have never switched myself and believe going to pop my cherry soon.
  25. Correct me if I'm wrong but between his Souther Miss and Memphis stops, Mack learned how to be a big gaping pussy.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.