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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Gotdammit. The place : Mom & Pop Mexican joint on Nogalitos in SA The situation : Halfway through a fine plate of huevos rancheros and decide to crank out that 'fart' I've been sitting on as soon as the waitress leaves. The result : I put some oomf into it and immediately regretted my decision. I became instantly 'finished' with my breakfast since sitting back down and expanding the wet spot was not an option. A short but juicy drive got me back to the safety of the shop space bathroom where I could assess the damage in peace. Pretty darn good huevos rancheros, though.
  2. So, helicopters are for losers? Damn I always kinda liked them...
  3. I don't know but if we're on a collision course with the Cheez It bowl let's not fight it. They're orange, we're burnt orange. It'll work.
  4. Charlie Strong is really missing the boat here by not doing some Publix shout outs. Maybe they’ll bring him a cake too
  5. I wouldn't touch this game with any dick in Bob Stoop's overflowing bag of the same. Taking the over seems like free money though.
  6. I hope you're not referring to too much winning. Yeah but do you smell what he's cooking?
  7. Reading this thread and it's like no one has learned anything from the coaches at Texas. Well, I have and it's this : winning is like rock candy. It's hard. Other times it's really hard. Also, too much of it is bad for the kids.
  8. The only difference I was aware of between last year's OU defense vs. this year's is that instead of dick pacifiers the defense will now be issued flavored dicksickles on the sidelines. Informative post by the OP
  9. Brokeback Mountaineer?
  10. Pimp of the year award Level: Cat
  11. Idk... Cloak Room Beef Flaps has kind of a nice sound to it
  12. I get the feeling that Charlie Strong Texas USF Potato Ball has made such an impact that we'll want to discuss it for years to come
  13. #8 has to make that tackle. Jerry Jones looks pretty healthy. Fuuuck......
  14. I'd eat my last meal on earth there 🤘
  15. Fuuuuuuuuuck...... 😂🤣
  16. They leave that for the wives.
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