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That's fantastic.- Shart Thread 2019: Year of the Squirt
Welp.... had the worst eggs benedict of my life at a San Antonio area Jim's this morning and spent the drive home squirming in the seat with butt cheeks in full clench mode. No regrets though, to me it's worth the risk of shitting in my own car than doing so in a Jim's bathroom. I made it home. It was real close... keys fumbling at the front door in sheer panic... but I made it and it's at this point I'd like to say that if you haven't sharted with the assistance of a squatty potty you're missing out. We hit some fine notes - a cacophonous shart paired with the bowel opening power of the squatty potty isn't too far off from the raw glory of, say, an SG plugged into a Marshall stack. It's a classic you're not likely to improve upon. Still looking for the squatty potty to gift me the legendary unbroken two footer, but in the meantime I'll take musical moments like today.- Man Chugs 100oz Big Gulp in 30 Seconds
I'm thinking...Eric Badlands Booker Mountain Dew Camacho. Future president.- Post a pic that makes you lol
Fuuuck.... been laughing at this for half the morning 🤣- British Man goes in for surgery, gets a little taken off the top
It's easy to laugh at this when you don't have any skin in the game.- Shart Thread 2019: Year of the Squirt
None. Give me the fudge and keep the nuggets- No, Mike Leach, YOU'RE awesome! [Pirates Last Voyage]
Outside the Pac 12 I'd probably agree but Palo Alto and Boulder aren't huge reaches.- Longhorn logo drama
Just shoot a coat of primer on it then look inside.- Post a pic that makes you lol
What a funny fucking video. Mom does seem fun. Would.- Shart Thread 2019: Year of the Squirt
Jesus fucking Christ. Parent of the year award. I didn't learn shart until I was in my 20's. Keep being you sir and teaching the good word. Welcome, Mach. Welcome.- Shart Thread 2019: Year of the Squirt
If I were to marry a shit it would be a stout shit. There's an unwavering realness there. What comes out looks just like what came in. I don't want any surprises after I say "I do".- Shart Thread 2019: Year of the Squirt
What snarts here changes the world?- Auburn University is redesigning its logo
Agree. Auburn is serving notice here- Shart Thread 2019: Year of the Squirt
Still pretty widely called the sneeze fart iirc.... not sure why snart never really took off.- Texas does not have one of the top 15 Electric Entrances
Here's an electric entrance for them- Any critters you have a irrational fear of / hatred for?
I live in a 100 year old ranch house and scorpions are a major problem. I was getting stung in bed 4-5 times per year until I finally figured out how they were getting into the house. Once, there was one hiding under a dinner plate I'd put on the counter. When I picked up the plate it stung me on the inside of my finger and I felt the sting in the exact same place on my other hand..it must have hit a nerve. I thought I was being electrocuted for a half a second. Good times The hatred is real, however. Whenever I was stung in bed I'd pick up the scorpion with tweezers, cut its claws and stinger off with a pair of scissors, then gently place under a tree in the yard where it could starve to death. The pesticide Demon, mixed correctly, will fuck scorpions up and it lasts for several months. Personally, I don't think their sting is all that bad..... red wasps on the other hand....- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
I support this. Mack was a statistical diarrhea guy anyways and there's no reason to re-invent the wheel.- Blake Gideon - tried to fight Holgo back in 2011 at our indoor facility and now in 2019 is Coog High’s special teams coordinator
He needed backup to fight Dana Holgerson? NOS.- The sketchiest/dumpiest bar you've ever been to.
Charlie had transitioned to "Bad Moon Rising" by the time we discovered the place and you're absolutely right... it was a tone deaf rendition belted out with such disregard for the sanctity of music that I can still hear it to this day. 🤣 My high school Spanish III 'expertise' was heavily compromised by the Coronitas but what I could gather from the couple of locals we'd friended there was that the guy was known for being half crazy, fully drunk, and didn't take too kindly to the bar being infiltrated by gringo kids.- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
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Although not particularly sketchy, Charlie's Attic on Airport in Austin deserves some love here. Notorious for not carding, I can't be the only surly poster who waded through the peanut shells there and drank underage. The most sketchy goes to a bar in Nuevo Laredo we stumbled into in high school called La Faena. My buddy went to take a leak after we'd been there for a while and one of the locals forcibly intercepted him and made him use the restroom upstairs. Came to find out there was a guy waiting in the downstairs bathroom who was going to stab the first one of us that walked in. We got the fuck outta there- RIP Rutger Hauer
That's some deep shit. Roy Batty and Anton Chigurh are my favorite villains of all time. RIP Rutger- Adrian Peterson broke?
It's fitting Adrian Peterson ended up broke. After all, he told us years ago that the NFL was modern slavery. - Post a pic that makes you lol
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