Everything posted by Marfa Low Crown
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Stupid vanity license plates
Bro.. do you even middle school?
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Art Briles: New Head Coach of Mount Vernon High School in Texas
Women do get wooly
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Old interview with Noble Doss, Roosevelt Leaks
That doesn't add up. History tells us Roosevelt Leaks planted the flag at Iwo Jima and went on to lead us to a national championship later that year.
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Tell Me About UTEP
and that's when the big bucks start rolling in
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
I don't know if that's Diaz or not.... I could see Muschamp going balls deep perhaps 🤣
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
The expectations at UNC are lower than he tried to manage them to be at Texas.. so much so that he'll make multiple butt rapes look golly gee shucks consensual in his press conferences for a while. I'm guessing we'll see snippy, stare-down-the-reporter, thin skinned Mack after Clemson and others have been pushing his shit in for a while. I'm guessing year three.
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Football geeks: Great video on Air Raid and the NFL.
Panty Raid offense?
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UTSA Roadrunners
That cannon looks like it came out of a lake and the telephone company supplied the wheels. Fuggit.. I'm down with San Antonio. Go Roadrunners
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Bob Kraft Arrested in Sex Sting
Well... the criteria is the same one I use in real life more or less. Essentially, I look for an unrepentant dirty freak who might whisper something in my ear during sex like "Hurry up before daddy comes home". With that in mind, I ranked them going from Left to Right. Also I like brunettes and #1 looks like she might take it up the butt too.
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Bob Kraft Arrested in Sex Sting
Surly dropping the ball here but I like em' trashy so.. 1,4,3,2
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Patrick Mahomes Loves Ketchup
If she can become around as famous as Kirstie Alley I reckon she'll have her retirement years made.
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Yay Offseason! Iconic Texas Longhorn Images
- Remembering some past players
Tyson King Feel free to read and react- offseason thread- make your wild-ass future predictions here
I predict that if Mack Brown makes the 2023 playoffs he will still be a fucking pussy.- Kansas State hires North Dakota State's Chris Klieman as head coach
- 2018 Heisman Trophy Race
Haven't given a shit about the Heisman since 96' when Orlando Pace didn't win it. When the trophy starts going to 'the most outstanding player in the country' and not always to a qb / rb on a highly ranked team, maybe I'll care again.- 11.26.18 Coach Herman press conference (noon)
How hard is it to have fun playing against Kyler Murray? Asking for a friend- Texas State is a Dumpster Fire
Gonna have to rep this tomorrow 🤣- Texas State is a Dumpster Fire
Do the players there like white women? Because Texas State has a lot of white women- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Mack to UNC almost certainly gives Mad Dog a job again. I just learned today that Krispy Kreme started in NC. Somebody should probably warn them.- Kliff Kingsbury is out as Tech coach - Introducing Matt Wells! (Utah St.)
Not everyone can throw a pig skin a quarter mile- Texas overachieving?
Preemptively lowering expectations before the CCG? I don't know... whole thing sounds like some pussy shit Mack would have said.- Huge Hit In This High School Football Game
That's up there with the Coryatt hit. That looks a little too violent to be legal in today's game but I'm too lazy to look it up.- Major Applewhite Gets into Heated Exchange with DT Ed Oliver
If the dude wants to sandbag for the NFL I guess that's his prerogative and if Major wants to get pissy about it that's his. What's not okay is going after your coach on national television...or anywhere else for that matter. That was probably the last time we'll see Ed Oliver on the UH sideline.- Tulane @ Houston
I'm not picking a side on the issue itself but the behavior is completely unacceptable. You don't go at your coach like that. Put his ass on the bus or make him sit out the second half of the game in the locker room. - Remembering some past players
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