Everything posted by Whatever
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B12 OOC Games
Agree with all except I think WVU will win one of theirs.
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Aggy Hype Rollercoaster 2019 Edition
Don't forget about the hard-wired mouse. This pic is quite accurate for aggy since it's 10-15 years behind the times and looks to be in a shithole.
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Shart Thread 2019: Year of the Squirt
No badmouthing at all. I'll make them again and if I encounter another shart attack it will be well worth it.
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Shart Thread 2019: Year of the Squirt
Just keep eating the way you do and it'll happen for sure. The last time I made leftover Manwich naoch is the last time I experienced a Shart Attack.
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Any critters you have a irrational fear of / hatred for?
I'm on the Fuck roaches/waterbugs train. Fuck them to high holy Hell. I'm from a rural CenTex area and also worked in the golf business for 19 years. I've been stung by red and black wasps, yellow jackets, bees and scorpions on quite a few occasions. I still don't fear any of them, much less snakes and spiders, which love to eat flies and mosquitoes. I welcome most spiders or snakes into my yard. My grandparents' house was infested with waterbugs and I've woken up with them crawling on me a few times, which is a few too many. Their speed and propensity to surprise you out of nowhere have mind-fucked me for all of my 36 years on this Earth. I still don't know what their purpose is on the planet.
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Shart Thread 2019: Year of the Squirt
So I just sat on the couch. It's wet. I ask the wife why and she tells me the 3 year old sharted while sitting on it and it needed to be cleaned. 6 year old pipes up, "I remember my first shart!" and proceeds to tell us when and where it happened.
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Blake Gideon - tried to fight Holgo back in 2011 at our indoor facility and now in 2019 is Coog High’s special teams coordinator
Pissed off Blake Gideon is pissed off.
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2019 Longhorns Countdown to Kickoff
Ronnie Mullins was co-MVP of that game. He later was HC of my team at Frisco HS.
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2019 Longhorns Countdown to Kickoff
"There'll be no catching the Priest!"
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Hey Steel Shank!
Not a bad start to my Saturday. Ate 3/4 of it before I remembered to take a pic. My omelette flipping skills are abysmal at best, but it still tasted great.
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CFB 2019 season prep haiku thread of dominance
I just have to laugh Curb stomp the sister fuckers Take the loss pussy!
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Hey Steel Shank!
Naoch with leftover taco meat from last night. The beauty is in the simplicity.
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Hey Steel Shank!
This is how it's fucking done.
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Hey Steel Shank!
I didn't know either. Someone left it the last time we had a party, and it was my last beer.
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Wife free summer almost over
She wasn't free...she was with me.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Kids wanted chili dogs and we are out of Wolf (I know, I know) so I made a homemade lazy chili. Also out of japs, onions and decent beer, but eating the scraps in the pantry/fridge/freezer is the essence of the thread. We desperately need to go to the store.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
The annual November LHN game is when I take my son. 2 seasons ago he had just turned 5 and I took him to the KU game. Last season was ISU. This year will be KSU. Weather is typically great and he's had a blast both times.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Looks awesome. What do cases of Natty cost in CA?
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
The Aristocrats!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Absolutely. I can pick 'em out in about 3 seconds. Aggy has a "look".
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Hey Steel Shank!
My 6 yo boy ate about 3 pieces of bread. It made a great bed for this deer sausage from last season's hunt, and there was no wasted bread. I dropped some Tapatio on there but I don't think it's visible. French's yellow mustard rounds it out. Dos in a can makes it complete.
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Hey Steel Shank!
That comma is brilliantly used.
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Josh Rowland is in the Portal
Often? How about always.
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Josh Rowland is in the Portal
Dude...it's San Marcos.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Show me your setup, fancy California boy.