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Whatever

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  1. A baseball legend. RIP Mr. Robinson.
  2. 1989 Buick Park Avenue. I was 6 or 7 when my Mom got this. The ultimate '80s mom-mobile. She freaking loved that thing, and even got another one a few years later. We sold the 2nd one to my cousin in the late '90s and he shit a shit ton of coke & other drugs in that thing.
  3. I'm sure they'll all be responsible and save/invest the cash.
  4. Whatever replied to Machinator's topic in Football
    Hook 'Em forever Shane. You are a stand-up young man.
  5. Yeah you gotta get creative with it. Flamin' Hot Cheetos, Funyuns, Takis, Dill Pickle chips, Lime chips, Jalapeno chips, etc. are all fantastic on a delicious sandwich.
  6. Yeah she said something to the effect that he is a fraud and their marriage was a sham. She didn't expound on that IIRC but lots of people speculated that's what she meant.
  7. Some women I know swear he's gay. NTTAWWT.
  8. Hell yeah fries on the burger. That one was taught to me by my grandpa when I was a kid. In fact, my grandpa used to eat french fry sandwiches...seriously, just a mess of fries between 2 pieces of white bread. He also did the same with pinto beans.
  9. Been doing the C-O-S since I was a kid. Taught to me by my Mom (pics? hell no). I'll never go back.
  10. put the CC Frito's on the Whataburger.
  11. Pro move...from the Pro himself.
  12. Whatever replied to Gil Bang's topic in Lulz
    While being a straight shooter is an attribute of mine, I don't have "upper management" written all over me just quite yet, so no.
  13. Completely agree. For me, potato vodkas taste better and give me less chance for a hangover than corn, grain, rice, grape or any other vodka. Chopin is my favorite (I drink with a splash of Topo Chico & a lime wedge) but normally I get Monopolowa most of the time because it's good and inexpensive.
  14. Whatever replied to Gil Bang's topic in Lulz
    My office has like 2,000 people, and while always clean (thanks CBRE), they are the regular stalls with 3 stalls in each bathroom. We have 4 floors and I just cruise the floors until I find an empty one and do the big nasty there. I will not enter if someone is already there. Also, I try to go quick because if someone else comes in and enters a stall, I'm out. I do not like shitting next to someone else doing the same. It's awkward.
  15. Good for the young man. Hook 'em Lorenzo!
  16. Played golf Sunday & drank quite a few beers after 2 gut-bomb breakfast tacos...got home and guessed wrong on a fart. 1st one of 2019. At least the wife thought it was hilarious instead of being grossed out; so I have that going for me, which is nice.
  17. she should clean her room
  18. Harley Davidson Imagine Dragons Tito's Vodka (I mean it's good, but not great imo) Coca Cola
  19. Stupid sips. He was a model citizen until Jimbo left.
  20. "Billy Liucci's Texags Premium" The pleasure is all on this side of the table.
  21. If that happens I'll be hitting new poon myself.
  22. Should change username to 4th & inches.
  23. Doing the PRE-check in. I found out this morning that I will be laid off in March. Sympathy poon is good poon, and I'll be getting it tonight.
  24. Yes, ed007, you do sound crazy.
  25. Re: all the t-shirt fan talk, just stop in any beer joint between Taylor and BCS and see how many aggy shirts you'll find on folks that have a HS diploma as their highest degree of education, or went to Blinn, MHB or TJC. They have plenty of their own mouth breathing t-shirt fans. Fucking idiots.
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