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ShowmeyourTDs

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Everything posted by ShowmeyourTDs

  1. He may be retarded, but I don’t think Glen is an aggy. I mean he works in the mailroom, not Domino’s.
  2. I didn’t know Derek Zoolander’s school was in Hawaii.
  3. What’s the difference? Aren’t all aggy the same?
  4. I’m no expert, but one would think that being quick twitch and a brain surgeon could be counterproductive.
  5. Arturo’s players will give them an offer they cannot refuse.
  6. Definitely not one of the other 98.
  7. You’re giving me a headache.
  8. No, he knows. Beau Vine is really a Jumbo Baggins sock and just doesn’t care.
  9. That’s where he is going to get his exclusive video footage.
  10. So 4 Longhorns and g-ma Karen ... got it.
  11. What Surly member is going to give the toilet bitch $9.95 a month so that we can all continue to enjoy his sweet, sweet recruiting nuggets?
  12. What about how great thou Art?
  13. While Zach Smith is choking him.
  14. Is he a magical elf or an angry elf?
  15. You can’t tell me that you didn’t see this coming.
  16. Not with a nail in the dern tire it a’int, ya stupid sip.
  17. Swoopes is better at playing Tightend than Barrett.
  18. My wife calls me in May to inform me that my 10 year old daughter corndogged a class bully. Being the old bastard that I am, I have no clue what this is. Apparently, the kids these days are calling the knee or foot forced in someone’s ass a “corndog”. To make this story thread related, the bully’s name is Billy and he was wearing a Johnny douche nozzle jersey during the corndog incident. #makin’daddyproud.
  19. If that’s Jimbo’s plate, it needs more bread.
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