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ShowmeyourTDs

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  1. So I guess their one men’s championship didn’t happen then?
  2. Yeah, but 9%ers and above need not apply. Aggy our front should’ve told ya!
  3. Mama eyes are daring the stupid clowns to whoop just one more time ...
  4. I didn’t know that eye cancer was contagious. Alas, I have it now courtesy of Longhornfrenzy.
  5. The other fetus is safe.
  6. I’m pretty sure South Austin paid for his mom’s abortion ... in Bolivia.
  7. With saw ‘em off decals plastered on both.
  8. I wonder what the aggy Title IX office has to say about this?
  9. A little oxymoronic.
  10. Welp, there it is. A decade of aggy dominance is on the way.
  11. G-ma Karen rubs his crystal balls in front of a life size cutout of The Brew-Dawg in a funny hat while Baggins watches with his hands tied behind his back. It’s magic not science.
  12. That seems to be a good trade off.
  13. Bru will be a Longhorn, since we share the same birthday. I haven’t used my birthday wish yet. It’s either “extra attention” from the wife or a McCoy commitment in the near future. I am seriously considering taking one for the team.
  14. I think he means that since the toilet smurf is a fake reporter, recruiting coordinator, realtor, or whatever the hell it is that he fancies himself as this week he doesn’t always have time to eat cheese. When he does he prefers Velveeta due to its longevity as a major cheese supplier. However, the smurf doesn’t realize that it is not real cheese.
  15. That’s it, I’m going to the Texas/blowu game this year. We are gonna beat those cock munchers in dominant fashion.
  16. Dear Florida, you are gonna lose. Sincerly, Texas Longhorns
  17. Get that idiot off the goalpost
  18. He fosters them and then gets them to commit to aggy.
  19. Fluffing his ex-wife’s lovers cocks orally is the cause of the boomhauer speech impediment.
  20. I guess that Leah chick didn’t put enough “work” in.
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