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ShowmeyourTDs

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  1. Another group of civilians that liked to salute. I bet you “a dollar” that the dude circled is a relative of Mr. Duke.
  2. That giant isn’t sleeping. It died in 1939.
  3. Nobody is faster than Teddy Lehman except for maybe Teddy Lehman.
  4. He brought the fireworks so we could be as lit as the station for one evening. He should’ve gone ahead and brought GDGD and Gerg with him for the Low-T convention.
  5. It would be really interesting to see how these coaches from opposing schools interact with each other, the recruit(s), and high school personnel while on visits. How often does it happen that they cross paths while on campus?
  6. That’s a misprint. The original version has this instead of the aggy helmet.
  7. Correct, but tree is. Truth.
  8. Trees are not mascots.
  9. I think it really has something to do with Jimbo’s comparison of committing to a school to play football and marriage.
  10. Menstual cramps?
  11. Congrats on winning the biggest dickweed award.
  12. I don’t think I saw any missed open field tackles. Other than a couple of missed reads, the defense has been fundamentally sound. The receivers and qbs look really good. The backs and OL do not look good.
  13. Yeah, that’s not good.
  14. Bada Ba Ba baah! Banks is lovin’ it.
  15. My grandpa use to say happier than a puppy with two peckers.
  16. At least 3 of them.
  17. Frickin’ Vidor shits on College Station ... maybe.
  18. My bad. I didn’t realize cat juggler is code for cock juggler.
  19. Damnit! Stop juggling cats and focus on the issue at hand. Our pets heads are falling off!
  20. 1.) Fed Ex package arrived at uncle’s house on Monday. 2.) Uncle visits an unnamed Ford dealership and picked out a certain model of full size truck on Tuesday. 3.) Wednesday player commits to university. 4.) After season starts, player decommits from previous university. 5.) Player waits a week or two after decommitment to save face, then commits to the flagship university of the state of Texas. 6.) Unnamed internet board poster from previously committed school bitches about an old bastard named uncle red. 7.) Player is happy that he gets opportunity to receive a real education and play for championship. Mom is happy that her vertigo won’t be affected during games. Uncle is happy with new truck. 8.) Surly collects money and sends new jar to original school after it is knocked over during the calamity. The End
  21. Nah man, that’s Mark Zuckerburg.
  22. If he is ready, then go public. I don’t get it ... is aggy using DHL now?
  23. South Austin don’t care. He does errbody’s mom.
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