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Elvis

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  1. Was he arrested for being an asshole? I guess that happens. Was he wrong? This heat and traffic can piss me off like that.
  2. Cunt Bev is pretty funny
  3. Elvis replied to BurntOrange&White's topic in Hobbies
    I had my first problem with my 19 GMC AT4 this weekend 76k miles. No indications leading up to it, just wouldn't start. Luckily I was at the Home Depot parking lot and not on the side of the road. Turned out to be the low pressure fuel pump in the gas tank. $800. I towed it to my buddy's shop on Sunday. It will be ready today, but I can't get a ride until tomorrow. I have had fuel pump, sender, and filter issues for 20 years with all of my GM vehicles. 2003 Tahoe, 2007 Avalanche, a second 2007 Avalance I had to drop the tank twice.
  4. Late night enchiladas hate talk not going away. Take your meds.
  5. Elvis replied to HouTex's topic in Movies and TV
    “I killed 17 men in Okenawha!” Ready to push Don’s nose bone into his brain. Don: “uncle”
  6. I rewatched this last night because of this thread. Other than the Jessup scene, this movie does not hold up well. Cruz is extremely corny and the sound track is straight out of Startrek TNG. Demi's charachter doesn't make any sense.
  7. Her brains are aging faster than her tits and ass. Is that a good thing?
  8. She’s pretty skinny. Just sayin
  9. Longish drive yesterday from a bball tournament. Car is quiet Priscila: what’s going it’s the campaigns? I don’t know. Turn the news on priscila turns on XM yackety tack news on It’s interesting. I’m listening to it. She proceeds to talk over it about kids bday parties and everything but the news. I turn it off to listen to her nonsense. “Why did you turn that off?”
  10. Don’t. Do. That. That’s block worthy posting.
  11. I like Love Shack.
  12. Elvis replied to HouTex's topic in Movies and TV
    I know we are off topic here, but Carla’s character in “The Brink” really showed her milfy side. Big fan. It would be cool to meet her and act like I don’t know who she is.
  13. Elvis replied to HouTex's topic in Movies and TV
    And Sloan as a prostitute with Friday night lights
  14. Elvis replied to HouTex's topic in Movies and TV
    I just spotted Pete in a rando movie from 2010 on Prime called Electra Luxx. He’s a naked grimy little pimp again. The movie stars one of my fav B-list chicks Carla Gugianp or something like that. Raylan is in it too.
  15. I have replaced two laptop batteries in my Dell XPS 13. I have a docking station that powers the laptop and hooks me up to monitors and peripherials. I don't really have a way to keep this thing under 80% charge. The batteries don't fail in a way that affects their power performance. They swell and I can see the case and keyboard swelling. It's a pretty easy fix to crack the case and replace a battery for $45.
  16. Theres an E-sports cave at The Union. That's where it should be done.
  17. Those input arrows bug me.
  18. Elvis replied to HouTex's topic in Movies and TV
    What is that? TV? Movie?
  19. Elvis replied to mdmost's topic in Movies and TV
    Denzel seams to be miscast here. At least his American accent sounds weird.
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