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Me: anything 12.5yo: this is bull shit me: alright the internet is off for a month kid: that’s total bull shit! me: ok a year no phone kid: ok I’ll clean the pool me: giterdun before football practice at seventeen fucking AM.!!!
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- The Watch Fanatic Thread
- The Watch Fanatic Thread
Cartier Roadster XL running fast and ding in the case from me running into the granite countertop. $525 Tag 17 skeleton back just quit and needs a new band $1100 Citizen daily beater needs a new crystal after 15 years. $50 I think Cheap Seiko upgrade from buckle to deployment clasp $50 I think. Omega Planet Ocean chrono was purchased from Bernard. It was running slow and they attempted repair under warranty 2 or 3 times. The problem persists. John at M&H said I should call Swatch Group at this point. Can’t blame him on that can of worms. It’s a super complicated watch.- Yes: Pools are worth it....
This is a great product if you don't have an integrated filler. https://www.amazon.com/Fill-Matic-2000-swimming-leveler/dp/B07B2NQG2D- The Watch Fanatic Thread
Thanks for the recommendation to Martinez and Hood. I took all of my watches and decided to drop about $2k on repairs. The turned me down on working on my Omega though. I guess it has to go to Switzerland or somewhere.- New York Bishop wearing $1M worth of gold during sermon gets robbed on livestream
- Netflix Recommendations
- Bill Burr is a crazy mofo. Immoral compass on Roku channel.
All right here’s one…- Bill Burr is a crazy mofo. Immoral compass on Roku channel.
Roku channel popped up on my Roku TVs. All the sketches are jokes with a twist punch line. Would hate to ruin them. Burr basically did what he does. He thought of a great shock jokes and turned into 20+ sketches. Most are 5 minutes long I think.- Cadillac can lick my hairy ball sack
Porsche says hi on the frunk battery locking lid BS.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Dickbutt- Bill Burr is a crazy mofo. Immoral compass on Roku channel.
Lol hilarious. That is all.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Follow up: “ Mr. Pibb is for assholes” ”then drink up”- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- The Terminal List
I enjoyed American Honey. Lucky Logan was terrible.- The Terminal List
She's hotter in terrible movies. She's also my grandaughter.- Mr. Inbetween
I’m pretty far into season 3 and really like it. First, these guy could teach @CleverNickname a few things about digging holes. They’re knocking out 8x8x4 in the dark no problem. Second, Aussie cops must be nonexistent. Third, no expects a chest kick.- Doesn't get more Oklahoma than this
- 22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Albino monkey headlock punch is a good band name- The Old Man/Jeff Bridges
She puts out and will ride in the trunk. Cheaper to keeper- the james webb telescope
James Webb turns into a paparazzi.- How and when will the universe end? Or will it?
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