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Elvis

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  1. Texas Alpha Sig Ep here. Did not rape. And girls go to frat parties for the same reason frat guys go to parties......to have fun and maybe get laid (willingly). They also want to work on their MRS degree. I'm sure you GDIs can't imagine why hot rich girls are attracted to rich frat guys.
  2. Elvis replied to Girdwood's topic in Lulz
    vodka and vikes!
  3. The time limit for recovering depreciation is typically 1 year from the date of loss, but you can request 6 month extension in writing (before the 1 year expires). Your policy language may vary. You should still show them that you had the work done so that it will be fully covered for the next storm.
  4. That is fucking weird and totally fucked up and funny and scary.
  5. Elvis replied to TwiceHorn's topic in Movies and TV
    Almost as good as Mercury Pizza. It's always a good idea to put poison in the name.
  6. I do not like that
  7. PM sent. Scouting and smoking related.
  8. yeah that was worth a google
  9. Ya'll would like Jim Jeffries too. He goes farther than Chappelle or Burr. His accent and timing just kill every joke.
  10. Grey shorts - def wood
  11. Only been there a few times, but I agree... 1. Still in college but GF in the Woodlands. Let's drive 8 hours to space land to go to a party at her boss' house. 2. Running back in forth from Beaumont for insurance work. Pull over in the hood for car trouble with a 40cal in hand. They didn't want none. 3. Visit a friend in Kingwood during the same insurance runs. Cooled off some bar fights. Fiend was on crutches or we probably would have gone full Toby Keith.
  12. Elvis replied to Kyrie Eleison's topic in Lulz
  13. I had these forever then they went away. A couple show up every now and then, but not nearly as many as before. They love the pantry and did get into some cereal I think. Our drinking straws are stored vertically in a cup. I grabbed one and took a sip and got to find out how the larvae taste.
  14. Re-watch it with the sub-titles on. It's a great way to spend your time. There's a scene when the Pikey drivel is so thick that it just reads, "pikey-pikey-pikey".
  15. That's a brake pad commercial if I've ever seen one. /applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />
  16. That's ASSault!
  17. 8 ounces ain't a dose, that's a helluva night. An eight ball is an eighth of an ounce.
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