Everything posted by Elvis
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Cloak Room Sucks
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Texas -- a failed state
You really wrote that? WTF?!
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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
Our governor's dick don't work. Checkmate lib. What is the joke here? I don’t get it.
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Texas -- a failed state
Other people’s car payments. A failed state.
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Trump’s America
I still have my avalanche. It’s fully restored for my son to drive. I’m also teaching him to drive standard in my 911. I don’t know why my cars are relevant. Neither are my finances or my age, or my race. I thought that yacht had a beautiful interior design that would be a nice style for the White House. Nice use of gold tones and great lines. I think it’s funny that people rail on interior design and somehow make that a political issue.
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Trump’s America
This would be a good style for the remodell. I like this! (Courtesey of @Armybrat from the boat thread). Lots of gold still! And FU to those that neg'd me on a non-political comment up thread about the Surly Architectural Digest. Somehow you are both a pussy and an asshole.
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Trump’s America
Surly architectural digest. How would you decorate a plantation style white house ? IKEA and Crate and Barrel 2? Maybe some Michael Jordan Posters and Olen Mills? Mitch Cumstein’s wife to the red decorator’s phone.
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Cloak Room Sucks
I think we should rename the cloak room Libelous Hyperbole Freak Off Forum
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Trump’s America
You didn’t care, or it felt like North Korea? Kind of sounds like same level of annoyance as the happy birthday song to me.
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You can only watch movies of a single year the rest of your life.
Those 1999 movies are stinkers.
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Most Quotable Comedies of the Last Decade
Most of the meme and gif responses in this site are movie quotes. None of them are from recent movies. so why is that?
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Most Quotable Comedies of the Last Decade
Funny movies for sure. Can’t quote it though. And stuff.
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Most Quotable Comedies of the Last Decade
I can’t stand that guy’s face, voice, mannerisms, and comedy. Most punchable guy ever. This comes from a Gillis fan. Love that guy.
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SJSU Ticket Raffle For Charity
I was hoping for tickets to a private SJU show
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Most Quotable Comedies of the Last Decade
This thread is turning out to be more like a film class called Cinematic Anthropology 305: the death of modern comedy dialog writing because young people are dumb
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Dental costs
I have so many dental stories and expenses over the years that I could (and should) write a book. Actually I had to sign a non-disclosure after cosmetic dentistry gone wrong. I made him give me back $30k on unsatisfactory veneers. Of course it cost me $50k to fix them. (not my teeth). It sums up to: There's three things that I don't go cheap on: tires, tits, and teeth. Saving a buck on the most mechanical thing in your head and body with hardened friction surfaces is a fools errand. Pay whatever it takes to be comfortable and happy. Tires are the same. Contact patch is all that is keeping you on the road. Tits I added for fun. A perfect set of knockers get a lot more nekkid time than googelly eyes with scars.
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News stories that remind you of Surly
- The Yogurt Shop Murders: HBO Max
I’m not enjoying this documentary at all. I suppose that no one is supposed to though. I guess it’s weird that so many people enjoy murder documentaries. I hadn’t really thought about it through this lens before.- Dominique's Sweater Tonight
- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Raiden has entered the chat- Dem Strategeries For Mass Cult Reprogramming
WTF?- Trump calls for former Guardians and Commanders names.
I just don’t understand how replying truthfully results in two fuck yous. Irrationally hateful.- Trump calls for former Guardians and Commanders names.
- Trump calls for former Guardians and Commanders names.
Nope- Trump calls for former Guardians and Commanders names.
I do. - The Yogurt Shop Murders: HBO Max
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