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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I am gonna hold off on any predictions until daddy98 makes his own from his living room in his underwear drinking his natty lite.
2023 DE Tausili Akana
I am sure bob stoops will send burnt vegetables a bag of dicks to soften the blow.
Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
"You should censor KKL’s lady parts."
My only question is what are you doing there with a camera to begin with?
KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread
She needs to spend more time with her fecal incrusted dildo and start shoveling more snow so Norman can take a piss.
Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
"I think I speak for everyone here when I say that we are going to need you to drink more often."
Come on liver, you got this
Tell Me About Texas a&m
"Aggie portal defections now at 25."
Another gomer turdition for sure, come on gomers let us go for 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Tell Me About Texas a&m
So will the gomers include a tour to sully statue and the kow kream robe collection for Grimes?
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Just waiting for the gomers to run 9 defensive linemen and two safeties out on the field.
Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
There is only one name who came save this class and the future of the gomers. A perfect match for dumbo and his personality. Picture if you can him standing on the sidelines next to dumbo......................Mangino
2023 LB Anthony Hill Jr.
What good news to wake up to. Another reason to have a nice morning woody.
Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
"Raymond Clayborn was pretty good, too."
So was Mike Huff.
2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
"An OSU fan said they've heard A&M for him. Dunno if they're getting him confused with Cobb or if A&M just decided to try to nab OSU's entire roster"
Gee do the gomers have a spot for him? Whats the numbers ?
Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
"They have a pretty easy schedule next year. Only four true road games."
Rinse and repeat.
2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Just wonder with Bouie in the portal if it is all smoke and mirrors?
Tell Me About Texas a&m
"I just heard an ad for aggy law school, claiming it to be “one of the most respected law schools out in the country.”
Which country though? Iran, Peru?
2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
"With Gabrielle Anwar? Whatever her heart desires."
Sounds like he visited South Austin Mom....................again?
KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread
So once again we have 5 star recruits committing to a school with no OC in place? Plus the first news of the hire comes from a AARP scag in Nebraska?
2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Dang how I still miss SpiderAg.
2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I am so old I have the original recipe for dirt.
Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
On a bright side, dumbo really can offer almost immediate playing time to any freshman at any position.
Tell Me About Texas a&m
"Is that documented somewhere? A stupid aggy co-worker is claiming to know a big money gomer who "knows" Achane is getting some NIL type deal to change his mind."
I cannot wait till they flash the news on the dead dog score board .
2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
"How'd he go from a DT to LB?"
One hellava tape worm?
2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
"Do they not have meth in South Carolina?"
I guess they do not have the same quality bag of dicks in South Carolina as they do in mobilehoma?
Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Not worried about the number of players in the portal for the gomers. I am sure there are lots of people who will suddenly come out of the stands to play for them. Happened before can happen again, right? Right? Right?
2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
What do the portal and South Austin Mom have in common today? Both open for business
Home
Leanderman
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