Everything posted by Leanderman
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
'I had to go into the office at halftime. What running backs played/looked good in the second half?" A janitor's job is never done.
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Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC
Welcome back burnt vegetables. I am sure your Sunday morning will be one to remember. Thank goodness you have that big bag of dicks to take your mind off getting your butt kicked.
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Texas A&M @ Alabama Sat. 7:00pm CBS
Rumlin or dumbo who has a better record now?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
What no more talk of a NY6 Bowl?
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Give dumbo some credit. He has recruited big men on the offensive line who can hold on almost every play. I thought I was watching a wrestling match last night.
- Beat the fucking piss out out of ou
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
We are two dropped passes from being 4-0. Think positive folks.
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Lowell Galindo can eat my ass
May his hemorrhoids require surgery.
- UTSA VS Texas 9/17/22
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
"He got a bag of ranch flavored seeds" Apparently jars of jizz does not make a very good NLI deal to some people.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Is Demas, Denvers mentor?
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
If this keeps up the gomers will not have to worry about backing out a bowl this year, because they will not be eli.................never mind not worth the effort to finish.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Locker room will explode in 3,2,1
- UTSA VS Texas 9/17/22
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I guess after being in the merchant marine for so long, KKL know a lot about ass play?
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Just hoping the "U" can spank the gomers with their speed.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Gomers just need to squeeze their nuts harder next week to feel their teams pain.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Time to bring back demas yet?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
"Will he and Jacob Henry form a tag team?" Only with South Austins Mom.
- RIP Guy Moriss
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Sooooooooooo any L$U recruits to poach?
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Galindo and Brooks are absolute trash
I am sure Glindo could talk in sign, and still piss me off.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Great to see Sark has discovered we have TE's again.
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2022 Transfer WR Agiye Hall
"Nobody says he has great hands or route running, but you are ignoring the obvious. He turned a 5 yard pass into a 25 yard gain against one of the best defenses of the last decade. He beat the secondary deep also. His athleticism was on display. He is arguably the most physically gifted WR on the roster. The only question is can he get his head out of his ass and actually fulfill his promise. That said a DC has to be aware of him on the field. You can’t bet on him dropping a 50 yard bombs." Just win baby
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
"Is this why those goons had to resort to cheating/faking injuries the entire game? And lie about the facilities afterwards? I mean lying and cheating is your school's M.O. " What do you expect from folks with dead dog scoreboards?