Everything posted by Leanderman
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Well there is always the baseball season for them, wait a moment
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Texas vs Texas State, midweek series thread, March 8th & 9th
Lets shave the bobcats asses
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Hamm may have to go back to cleaning pools?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Just feed em more crab legs and they will be fine.
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How to Buy a 5-Star Recruit: The Demond Demas Saga
Anyone heard anything if he has been officially booted from gomersville?
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How to Buy a 5-Star Recruit: The Demond Demas Saga
It appears dumbo is carrying on his tradition of recruiting players like "Joe Mixon"? Remember him?
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How to Buy a 5-Star Recruit: The Demond Demas Saga
Really, really shocked the Nebraska Bag Hag has not chimed into defend Demas Duma$$ ?
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How to Buy a 5-Star Recruit: The Demond Demas Saga
He shall miss the warm ups for the spring game, mark my words.
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Alabama @ Texas Series Thread
Fuck the brocks and bama too.
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Alabama @ Texas Series Thread
So,................ we play Alabama and the gomers just cancelled their games with Penn? Nuff said.
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2022 Transfer QB Quinn Ewers
"Miracle whip is the worst tasting food related substance I've ever eaten in my whole forsaken life. I drown my burgers in mayo like a fuckin' champ. You can't even see the burger. Looks like I'm eating a cloud. I feel like I'm in the arms of the angels. " Nothing but Dukes in this home.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Never forget they consider themselves "The Harvard on the Brazos".
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Asking for a friend, does dumbo have an ATM Machine in his office?
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Just wondering if potential recruits are being shown the Kow and Kream Robes after they tour the Sully Statue?
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
"The Marine's legacy must be secured at all costs. There will be a statue going up next to sully soon. " After all gomersville graduates more officers than................................nevermind.
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KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread
Here is hoping Norman gets frostbite on his nuts.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
"At least the Maryland losses don't seem so bad anymore. So there's that." Just when I had just about given up day drinking you post that shit, oh well back to day one for me.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Come on down to Galveston and try the black raspberry at "Hello Mikey", you can thank me later.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
I am sure the recruits all fell in love with the warsaw pact style housing accommodations as well?
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Lets just hope the rest of $EC gets pissed off enough to want to take dumbo down.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Do not forget all the defensive players they got after Elko left.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Might be time to put a few FEDEX Drivers under a bright light and ask where they recently made deliveries (I will let myself out).
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Hopefully any investigation will also discover texags is also a booster organization.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
As long as gomers are selling trips to the glory hole for 100k each we are screwed.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
"We have some very public NIL initiatives that the school doesn't even need to mention." Selling some gomers world famous jizz at 100,000 a jar?