Everything posted by Leanderman
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2022 OL Devon J. Campbell
Goal Line Fullback? Be fun to see a safety try to blitz on him.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Just a matter of time until a gomer starts to be a representative for a crab leg company.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
I cannot wait till the IRS discovers the new found wealth
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2022 OL Devon J. Campbell
I am happier than a blind aggie in a pickle factory. Beyond nice.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Aston just needs a crack pipe to make it complete.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Just saw his aggie primary recruiter was "Bags Bagwell"?
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
"Does that mean aggy is now free to tear down the preaching school they built for his dad?" Im not sure i would wan't a gomer to build anything for me?
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Somebody needs to call Jenny on that group. More Chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Sooner or later some gomer is going to spill their guts about the pay offs. I cannot wait until that day happens.
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2023 RB Rueben Owens
Im just happy no one was posted the Irish Rovers, "Unicorn Song" yet.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
But did he see women romancing other women?
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Addazio will be giving recruits tours over to the Sully Statue before you know it.
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2022 Transfer WR Isaiah Neyor
Cannot wait to see this young man doing his thing. Great pick up.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
After reading some of these posts, I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing airplane glue?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Well on a positive note with coaches making visits we are no longer offering recruits based upon their rankings. No more Mack Brown wheelchair offers either.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
"Red was recruited as a WR." Fast slot guy for jet sweeps and bubble screens? (ducking behind my chair).
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2019 ATH Bru McCoy
"He's still listed as one of Texas's all time highest rated signings." and one of the biggest head cases as well.
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2019 ATH Bru McCoy
Fuck him and the horse he wrote in on.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
"I’ve been in hospital for past couple of days. Cliff notes?" Trying to dry out your liver...........................again?
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OU Recruiting 2022: Abnormal Mutations in OUDNA
Now we can only hope and pray that they run out of bags of dick.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
I am sure dumbo told the new recruits to ensure to leave a NLI Penny on sully's toes.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
"You don't have to beg" South Austin's Mom told me the same thing last night
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I would go down on Holly Rowe
In a few more years she will have more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
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2022 LB Kobie McKinzie
Did this whole situation involve him coming to Austin and seeing women romancing other women at a party?
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2022 LB Kobie McKinzie
Are you sure there was not a Spanish Class involved here?