Everything posted by 89Horn
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Longhorn fans embarrassing the rest of us
Before that time it was Schlitz in a tin can opened with one of these that my dad let me sip while barbecuing in the back yard in the middle of July:
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2024 Celebrity Death Pool
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Realignment talk not going away
Don Coryell is a heaven sent appointment. Said differently, what a hell of an appointment.
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UNLV starting QB: fuck this shit, I'm outta here (check bounced)
Hey, I don’t vouch the university. Although, surprisingly I hear they have a very good marine biology program. Who knew?
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UNLV starting QB: fuck this shit, I'm outta here (check bounced)
There’s something missing in your hypothetical. What’s the arrangement between Lima and the Astros? Did he still sign a contract with the Astros to play for them for something other than payment? Did the Astros agree with Lima that he will only play if the third parties pay him? Depending on these missing pieces of information, maybe the Astros tell Lima that he is still bound to play for the team. Maybe the Astros promised to only pay for Lima to get an education at the University of Astros at Houston. I’m just bullshitting now.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It’s either a great troll job or he’s doing it simply to curry favor with aggy to get clicks. Aggy is so gullible. They lap up and believe without question any bit of praise as well as any Texas criticism both as completely accurate.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
True, but that is always after first asking aloud if there is anyone else in the hall. After asking five times with no response, he starts talking to himself.
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Tell Me About Baylor
Others would think it is a delicious way to lose.
- Bowling Green at aggy
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
No kidding. That was an unexpected home 70-50 blowout loss. How often does that happen? So, how did the football team do today?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
No he doesn’t. Mechanics are horrible. Wouldn’t crack third on our QB depth chart. Should be ULM’s QB. Will flame out in the NFL, if he even makes it. <buzz in> “What are things aggy would say?” Yes, correct. You still control the board. Pick a topic.
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Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
We suck! Yank him! jk
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Blastfurnace 2024
Not in Irvine where I live. Upper 70s low 80s. Hottest day will be Monday topping out at a sweltering 84 degrees. But, yeah of course it gets hot in the deserts and the inland empire (Riverside and San Bernardino).
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Dolley’s getting fucked tonight.
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How Fox News works
This reminds of a video I saw back when Obama was in office. It showed a guy stubbing his toe, a woman dropping a tray of food, a kid getting his term paper back with a failing grade, a guy with a flat tire, and several more. Each of them says sounding irritated “Thanks Obama!” right after their bad event happens.
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Hello and Happy Friday, you assholes . . .
From Irvine, California FIGHT (and come on you Gunners, beat Man City)
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What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
Not sure how helpful this is but, from their website this shows the model as 5’10” wearing a medium. Also, they are now down to just 3XL size availability. So, probably not an option for you or me for that matter.
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What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
If doing vintage, I like this from Homefield. What I would have seen worn at games in the late ‘70s, very early ‘80s.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Based on the last week, Jigsaw has earned her own thread
So, he sucked her dick?- 2024 Texas GameDay Stadium Experience Thread
No you don’t! You wave your hand forward and back throughout the eyes. - any student and alum under 30 You are correct though.- Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
William F. Ball? This has got to be a bit from the Onion. Rising injured and out again? I want to see if he can make it to 40 years old and still playing in college. Kind of like when Kramer and the car salesman kept going on the test drive to see how far they could go before the car runs out of gas. One thing though, I’m impressed he hasn’t portaled at least three times since his last couple of injuries. Maybe there is something about medical redshirting that prevents that.- 9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread
I love this guy. Lol I remember seeing an interview with him several years back getting the same question asked multiple times that he would not answer. He finally just yelled ASKED AND ANSWERED!!!- 9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread
JD Vance on CCN. Uh, wow.- 9/10 ABC Presidential Debate Game thread
- Based on the last week, Jigsaw has earned her own thread
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