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89Horn

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  1. Hmmm. Don’t know. Half of the country see the game as Big XII referees.
  2. I tried that once in my 21st year before my actual birthday to buy a 12 pack of Budweiser from 7-11 years ago. Damn clerk didn’t grasp the concept either.
  3. None of this matters. His supporters watching with kaleidoscope glasses and filtered headphones see and hear him talking making arguments and points at cogent level like William F. Buckley.
  4. Can’t find the pic now, but on the other side of the 50 was the Whataburger logo. Found it:
  5. Yeah, like Nebraska. All nice and shit applauding visiting teams off the field, until Texas started beating them regularly. Then it was, pick up your shit and get the fuck out of here! I need to go ice down my ass now.
  6. He’s right. They are not going to let Texas leave with a win. Texas is going to go in there and take the win from aggy. Like Jock in my avatar said, ”real power isn’t given to you, real power is something you take.”
  7. I’m Lloyd Dobler’s full message got cut off. Really ended with: ”Any rational Ag will tell you Elko is only 9x better than Sarkisian.”
  8. They knew enough to take $340/month from you, enough to get you to do the installation on your own, and also probably also know how important it is to you to watch the rockets and astros. Disney also knows about people like you who values TV as much as you do to. Disney will start their messaging soon to you saying call your provider to let them know how all the shit load of sports content you pay for is important to you so settling on a contract needs to be resolved ASAP. You’re the poster boy customer for DirectTV and the poster boy customer for the Disney messaging to try to influence DirectTV.
  9. Maybe, but every tissue in their bodies happens to be racist.
  10. Everything going on tonight with aggy will be gone and over with, an aberration, when the sun comes up tomorrow. By 10 am the roller coaster will start clicking clacking back up with 11-1 predictions past the “early setback.” Weigman will be the “warrior” evidently playing while ill. If at full strength, he would have gone 28-30 with 400 yards passing and 3 TDs, plus one rushing. Nothing is over! t.u. will wish they could play half as well as Notre Dame. 45-10 aggy, with the game over by half time.
  11. Ah shucks. God doesn’t love aggy.
  12. Well, until she bails the ex boyfriend out of jail.
  13. Trump’s team: the President is going to place golf today. Secret Service: Are you serious? Jesus fuck.
  14. I was asleep. My wife called and woke me up asking whether I was watching the news that was breaking. I said hold on and checked google news responding with, Richard Simmons died?
  15. IMG_7846.mov
  16. 89Horn replied to TXs's topic in Football
    I liked when these two were introduced:
  17. They did take Fran from Alabama and Jimbo from FSU . . . Never mind, that doesn’t help their argument to the contrary. Well except in the grand scheme of psycho aggy conspiracy theory, Alabama and FSU likely pushed those coaches to aggy to weaken the program.
  18. They should stick to farming.
  19. Needs to be shopped with Schlossnagle catching the football after it goes through the goalpost.
  20. Don’t care. Got Jimb… Well, something like that.
  21. Aggy, all your SEC logo are belong to us
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