Everything posted by CastHorn
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
I think our rug is worse than Missouri’s. Put some fuck ass grass down. I’ll maintain it myself with love. I’ll sing to it & water it with spring water.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I think it’s going to be uncomfortable with some of the out of state guys if we can’t put a decent product on the field this year.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
You right. I don’t know where my head was for a second.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Losing 3 potential NFL players on the offensive side ball in one scrimmage is brutal. All of a sudden I’m not looking forward to that Bama game.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
I’ll beat the shit out you.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Where the fuck are DJ Harris & Jamier Johnson?
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
My old man said he would “Truck” Trevell Johnson & drag him several yards. It’s hard to believe that guy is going to be able to get up to around 220 anytime soon.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Where is DJ Harris?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Y’all ever took a shit that just has your body feeling all discombobulated? I feel like I was in a car wreck.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
It’s cool that Savion is flashing early. Sark kept tabs on him the whole last cycle & decided to add him late to a loaded class.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Y’all old sack of potato built bums are just bitter your bodies frighten women. What’s gay is these bitches y’all post that look like 12 year old boys. No ass, hips, or nothing.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
It always impresses me when I see a HS athlete with developed rounded shoulders like that. I’m in my mid 20’s and it took a few years for me to get that boulder shoulder look. When I was in HS like 8 years ago our football program was all about compound lifts. Not a whole lot of movements focusing on the small muscle groups of the shoulder.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I stepped in hobo shit last weekend in downtown San Antonio. I started to lean into Charles Barkley’s perspective of the city. Alas, the sheer amount of delectable latina cheek meat cannot be ignored. Do we have to wait till August for our next commitment?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
i was watching Kirklands commitment while walking the Riverwalk and stepped in a big ass pile of shit. I just tossed those shoes in the garbage. Charles Barkley was right, what a shit hole filled with forklift built bitches.
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Mike Roach said in a live show yesterday he expects Cole Hutson to lock down one of the guard spots.
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Realignment talk not going away
- 2022 NFL DRAFT
Man, Casey got obliterated in that Malcolm Rodriguez draft highlight.- Mount Rushmore of Texas Message Board Posters
I feel like I really helped influence the quality of women posted in the recruiting threads. The olds were on a rampage circle jerking these ironing board built bitches with fake titties, it was tragic really.- Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
I’ve had it with you all that continue to slander Major’s San Antonio adventures. If you’ve never had a big booty latin woman throw back on you on a cool December evening you’re missing out on the true human experience. Yet y’all are praising Harsin for slanging dick on this long back broad from Idaho.- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
You olds have terrible taste in women. Y’all would fuck a dude with some big ass titties. No judgement.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
If innovation is not a linear concept, it has to exist in eras. So how many civilizations have risen & fallen on this planet in its history?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I’m shocked by the collective classic western film knowledge of this thread. I just assumed I represented the surly majority as a fit 6’1 handsome melanated young man entering his mid 20’s.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I still think we should pursue Benavides out of Colorado, he could probably play safety at a high level if needed.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Bevo didn’t notice.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Martinez at Colorado is impressive. I doubt he’d be intimidated by any DB Texas has including Watts. - 2022 NFL DRAFT
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