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Gucci_Suit

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  1. I was blaming myself for not having the right mojo in front on my tv.
  2. Next suite over. The girl in her 20’s with small tits. has not seen 1 single pitch of this game. On phone or talking to people.
  3. We are excellent at stranding runners
  4. Altuve is a midget cheating clown.
  5. He’s in the Wingo Fishtrap.
  6. She looks like that little part of skin where one’s dick meets one’s balls. Wrinkles, bumps, sweaty, hairy, a tad itchy, likes to be touched, strange bruises, could talk all night, a little insecure, but down for anything. Would never.
  7. That game sucked balls. My mind immediately blames the pen, and we should go upgrade, but damn if we haven’t left a lot of runners on base in the last 45 days or so. Some of that, I think, comes from overachieving with 2 outs and nobody on, but it all ends up the same. I can’t back this up, but it seems like we get 2 outs, and then a double, and then a single that doesn’t score for some reason, and then a pop out. Way baseball goes. Big home stand coming up. Dudes need to have some fun and feel the crowd. Thinking about flying up for stros series.
  8. This thread went from good to great today. Had it all: fighting, huge boobs, racism, crowd sourcing, Putin, grammar corrections, bitchassedness, and a football commit.
  9. I loved him in Desperado. That scene with Salma - whew!
  10. Jon has good stuff today
  11. So they traded the #10 pick for a $22M Best Buy coupon?
  12. Maybe let’s just put up double digits on these losers tonight and forget this ever happened.
  13. Seager is so good
  14. This ump is ridiculous.
  15. This is how I feel about it. Let them carry Titans/Raiders on NFL network and let’s beat aggy ass on ESPN. Edit: Ok, only downside is that on years when we play here, I’ll feel obligated to go. And I’ll be drunk and tired and full of turkey and generally happy/miserable and ready to watch any sport on tv, maybe even break the seal on Christmas movies. Rethinking this.
  16. 49-0
  17. I fully expect to have FL, GA, aggy, piggy, OU, and one of LSU/Tenn/Auburn. Probably the Steelers and Manchester City as well. OU will get us, Vandy, Tucky, Mizzou, Cocks, Miss State.
  18. Sorry. I couldn’t remember.
  19. Where does winning it land? Super duper excellent?
  20. Terrible take. Just awful.
  21. They’re just hitting them where we ain’t. And we’re doing the opposite.
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