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Gucci_Suit

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  1. Why do you guys have zoom calls at the Lubbock Walmart? “Zing!”
  2. This is how I’ve always felt about it as a Rangers guy. Went to games at the dome and Enron and Minute Maid all the time and always pulled for the Stros as a secondary team in the NL. Now… H-town fans have become a tad bit mouthy, but you get to do that when you win. You get to talk shit and it’s ok. Our boys in Arlington are building something tho. Maybe this could actually be a rivalry- I don’t think both teams have ever really been good at the same time.
  3. pff, astros. losers.
  4. “Hello, First Place Texas Rangers”
  5. Off to one of our “tell me about” or “circle jerk” a&m threads. They just give us so much.
  6. That reminds me when we used to put Dave Matthews, Cory Morrow and Chuck Berry as the entertainment on our frat party posters at UT. Of course they never showed (except for Cory), but there were always a few freshman chicks that would stay late, fuck around, and find out. Oh those days. “Where is Dave Matthews?” ”oh, their bus broke down in Lampasas, Mark and Todd are on their way to pick them up”. “Ok, that’s cool. We’ll wait. Could you get me more punch?” And then later the older girls would show up and tell the youngins that Dave was never coming to play a frat party. But by that point they were already dancing to whatever funk band we did have and did not care. Oh those days.
  7. Some bullshit fouls to come out of the half
  8. Refs gonna try to make a difference.
  9. Baylor. Now go home and get your fucking shine box.
  10. I agree with the sentiment, but maybe it’s not the best cut down, because sucking your own dick, while it’s been suggested might make you gay, would probably be pretty awesome. I started drinking about an hour ago, so I don’t know if this makes sense.
  11. We struck out on so many Baylor power forwards as I remember it.
  12. I’m in the camp of not caring about a #1. But- would love to be a 2 matched with the fucking Cougs as the 1 in the West and get to play first weekend in Denver. Really don’t make a fuck tho because we appear to be peaking at the right time.
  13. Did not see that finish coming.
  14. That is some weak ass officiating.
  15. Essentially? Broken or not, decoy or not, if you’re going to put receivers out in routes and call passing plays, you have to have a dude that is out there capable of making a catch when wide fucking open. The ill-advised bombs are probably on Ewers. The dropped TDs against UW are on coach.
  16. Fuck, you’re right. These guys are playing 4-D chess. Of course they probably had to hire someone to hatch this scheme because, well…
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