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CFP National Championship Game: #1 Georgia vs #3 TCU.
So now we put the Tcu thing to bed for the next 84 years. ‘‘Twas cute. And now it’s over.
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CFP National Championship Game: #1 Georgia vs #3 TCU.
We are laughing.
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CFP National Championship Game: #1 Georgia vs #3 TCU.
Fuck TCU
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
My job as a jackass message board poster is to throw rocks, not come up with viable solutions / long term plans and post them here. But- impactful and strategic sucking is a good idea. Burrow, Mahomes, Allen- all a result of this. Of course we’d need a general manager first. Don’t disagree with this.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
Right. At times, absolutely terrible. At times, ok. At times, looks good. Trying to think of that game where you’re like “wow, Dak just won us that game”. He played well at Minn, but everyone did. There were just so many games that we won where he was like 21/30 for 261, 2 tds and 2 int. This was the Giants game, btw. Not “absolutely terrible”, no, you’re right. But damn.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
Well, most of my sports takes are both lazy and dumb, Pam. …….still. Jerry is paying starting QB money for a guy who has been absolutely terrible. Statistically the worst of his career and some really really bad individual games. How many times did he apologize after a game for throwing dumb passes? A few. How many times, after the game, did he say he was going to focus and get better? A ton. How many times in postgame did he say his poor performance and the noise associated would not bother him and he’d be ready next week? All the time. Did he get better? The fact that he has one of those big time contracts (regardless if it’s top 10 or not) means that he’s a lead weight tied to both our neck and feet in a small fishing boat rowing it’s way thru the mouth of the Delaware out into the Atlantic on a moonless and windless night. Our Cowboy body has been stabbed so we don’t take on extra air and somehow float to the top. We done. He doesn’t have a top 10 contract though. 2 years later it’s a good deal? Wouldn’t be a good deal 15 years from now. Not if you’re going to throw tons of interceptions and play like a pussy. I was listening to Brad and Babe yesterday and they were just clowning Dak. The voices of the Dallas Fucking Cowboys just clowning his decisions and lack of accuracy. Rightly. He’s playing like a 4th round QB. If we beat TB on Monday (and I hope we do) it will be because Parsons and Diggs fuck with TB and because Pollard is able to come off of his injury. I’m guessing we’ll have to overcome Dak, and I hope I’m very wrong about that. He’s a good deal? You told Brandt on the phone and he told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
Dak sucks. At least he’s cheap, right? Fuck.
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2023 ATH Jelani McDonald
I love that he thanked all the pretty ladies.
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roach (-13.5) v. uga
- UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]
Username checks out.- USMNT 2023
Bottom line is that you’re there to win World Cup games. And you really didn’t do that. Bye Gregg.- Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
- Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
I’m gonna roll by her house tonight unannounced with a couple bottles of Moët. Find out how cray she actually is.- USMNT 2023
I hear ya bro, but I’ve lived in Austin since 1996, and I disagree with that sentiment. Regardless, loudly trashing the state at a party where at least 50% are native to the state and not the city…bad look. This was definitely not a party that had a bunch of politicians. Abbott was probably the only one. It was just out of left field and awkward. I ain’t judging too much tho. I get drunk and say random shit too. Usually it’s sexual in nature and pisses off my own wife. Fun times.- USMNT 2023
Last thing on my encounter with the Reyna couple: Just got a text from a buddy that was standing there with me and he reminded me that Danielle told me that she was going to “fuck him up”. And I replied saying “make sure you fuckk him up with 2 k’s”. She didn’t immediately get my lame joke so I said “because Gregg has two g’s”. She smiled and said “hell yes, with 2 l’s”. This is all coming to me 2nd hand because I don’t remember any of it. I was pretty luke warm or colder on her because she just kept trashing Texas. She said she liked Austin but hates Texas and Greg Abbott. I get political differences, but he’s a very nice guy and was sitting just a few feet away. She kinda made an ass of herself honestly. If Claudio shows up on Sunday I’ll try to get some info. For some reason, I doubt he makes it over, but I’m told he’s been invited. Crazy drama and I hate that. But- we could use a better coach.- USMNT 2023
Interesting. That party was the night of the ninth and the Reyna’s had just returned from Qatar. I recall talking tactical things with Claudio and about how the US has very few players who can finish goals. We talked about his days in Germany and how he was pulling for Argentina the rest of the way. Danielle was sort of on the periphery of the conversation injecting personal insults about Gregg. Every time she did so, I would laugh. I don’t remember this specific topic though. Anyway, I’m planning to watch the N London derby next week w/ a group of people that were at that party, including the host. I’ll see if they’ll invite him and find out if we need to buy Danielle a thank you gift.- USMNT 2023
Whoa. Yeah maybe so. This would make sense with what she was saying. Bunch of drunk nonsense really, but axe to grind for sure. Luckily they are trying to take down Gregg and not Chris Beard (who is actually good at his job). I’ll see if I can reconnect with them.- NFL week 17 / Bills DB Damar Hamlin seriously injured, taken away via ambulance- MNF game suspended
Was thinking the same thing. Reminds me of the Ericsson collapse- NFL week 17 / Bills DB Damar Hamlin seriously injured, taken away via ambulance- MNF game suspended
The hit didn’t look bad at all. And he popped right up. So strange.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Solid.- Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
I meant to attach a gif indicating my sarcasm. But, alas, I was in the cups and unable to do that apparently. There is no excuse at this level. It’s not like he just had a bad game. He’s been a liability all season and doesn’t have enough pride or competitiveness to help out his quarterback. I used to think it was a timing issue and that he was just out of sync w/ QE. But it turns out it’s a lack of shits given on his part and it’s infuriating. I would have killed to make his kind of money at his age. At least 5 hookers. He has zero dog in him. Now Johntay, he has that dog. I’m looking forward to that.- Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
He’s just a kid. He’s going to be fine.- Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
If anybody asks, we didn’t want to be here. Ok?- Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
- Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Nah we got this - UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]
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