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Celery Man

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  1. really more broadly this is driving me nuts, how picky and specific she is with what food she wants at any time. I think she got turned down at the one sandwich place, so she's suggesting Jason's Deli, which is also 30 fucking minutes away. Can't we get subs from the good jersey pizza place up the road or do Jersey Mike's half a mile from here or... I dunno, firehouse subs or publix deli or village deli or the new york pizza place or the butchers market or that new sandwich shop in our burbs' downtown or jimmy johns or any of other establishments serving sandwiches in a 3 mile radius from our house that don't lead to this back and forth for 40 minutes that results in you seeing if i can log off early to spend an hour driving into town and back to get a mid sandwich from a sandwich chain?
  2. tim shaw PAFs 😎 lol replied with vintage pups and a sunglass emoji right after the guy who has literal PAFs
  3. my wife just keeps trying to order uber eats from places that are half an hour away goddammit
  4. I keep thinking I’ll walk down to the park at night and do it from the monkey bars but fuck it, I just ordered one of those doorway bars, I’ll put it up in my closet.
  5. added I also popped the graphs out onto their own sheets (and kept them on the original as well). I know that there is some way to get a nice predicted curve and if i had enough time I could eventually figure it out but once again I am giving up frustrated after fucking with it for 10 minutes. I could tear the whole thing down and make a whole separate line but that's silly. I should have taken some kind of data science for dipshits course by now.
  6. Certainly plenty of time, I’ll try and remember to add your name to the sheet
  7. Celery Man replied to tbone_'s topic in Music
    I don’t usually pay attention to the Grammys but fuck yeah Turnstile. I don’t know if it’s normal for not-metal-bands to win the metal category but kinda weird. I saw a thing about Jelly Roll beating out Childers amongst others, which is silly, I assume that that is Grammy related. I like Olivia Dean.
  8. End of month check in. Good work everyone - I’m still hoping to install a pull up bar somewhere and hop on that train. I’m about 25% of the way to my 2026 goal on cycling “miles” so I may evolve that. Might just double it, I doubt I continue to go this hard. Honestly I think I probably need to take some off days but I just feel so much better after getting on the bike for an hour. I think that Matt Wilpers is doing a 2 hour power zone endurance ride on peloton in a couple of weeks, I’m going to try and do that. Maybe even join the live class. I’ve done a ton of 1 hour power zone endurance classes, I’m not even really worried about the effort as much as getting two straight hours I can spend on the bike. Maybe I should set an FTP goal - I’m currently at 240, although I don’t know how well calibrated the bikes come new.
  9. lol well Peter Attia apparently showed up in the Epstein files DOJ-Released Files Include Emails Between Dr. Peter Attia...A Closer Look at the Correspondence and some Lessons about Longevity
  10. Mom is in DC to see a doctor. Daddy kid pancake cartoon morning
  11. Been waiting all damn day for this while the rest of NC got hit. Dry as a bone till now, at least the kids will get to wake up to this
  12. Kinda cool guitar that I’m curious about (wonder how it sounds with the thin body) but it ultimately doesn’t matter because it is overprice by at least $1k like every other Gibson acoustic GibsonGibson Custom Soaring high and transcending musical bound...Slightly thinner mahogany body, red spruce top, traditional hand-scalloped Advanced X-bracing, Rounded neck profile, double 50s-style pickguards with red-tailed hawk graphics, L.R. Baggs VTC electroni
  13. Oh weird, that used to auto-renew, although I remember something got borked with the auto renewing a while back? Maybe that was a month ago and it just happened to expire alongside the other ad bug. Either way, fixed on my end.
  14. still getting ads in CR
  15. He’s head and shoulders the smartest person here, so he must be very important. It tracks.
  16. If you voted for a child rapist because of Jesus you should consider that you may need to seriously re-evaluate some of your deeply held beliefs. It's OK to change.
  17. I just realized I wrote k mart in that post. H Mart, please.
  18. pre-workout powder gives you cancer, got it
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