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Celery Man

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  1. actual goals - 1) Longevity - strength/cardio. Bike 2561 miles (the distance from my house to the santa monica pier), do 1000 pushups, figure out if I want to do the pullups/squats section of the Surly Challenge (thread in can you help me) or whatever else I might be into 2) marriage and mental health - do some therapy. i've been not doing therapy since forever and my wife would like it if I did and I could use it and I want to so I should do some work with the wife, she's been sick we have little kids it's been tough. I need to set a better goal here - maybe a date night twice a month or something. 3) hobby - learn how to do colorwork in knitting, make at least one super fun sweater for my daughter find some local people to play music with do some stuff with my old band (another show is booked in march, I'm hoping to come down and play, we're talking about writing again). write some music - this is hopefully in conjunction with my old band 4) money get healthier on a monthly basis, hold on until kid 1 is in public school this fall
  2. Alright, cycling added. To change your goal, adjust the highlighted number (that goes for any of the sheets) let me know if there are any issues accessing or whatever's difficult about it. I'm guessing I'm going to have to fuck with it because the layout is not mobile friendly and people are going to be inputting data and viewing stuff on mobile, but no big deal. And I'm sure there's at least one wonky thing and people missing and what have you - let me know or give it a whirl.
  3. bang your dad
  4. This week I drove 1000 miles alone in the car with just the kids. What a beating, but also man they did great. Saw some cousins, saw Aladdin, pointed out some stuff that she didn’t care about at all. Ate Korean hot dogs. and also had my biggest old man moment trying to explain how excited I would have been about this bigass balloon back in my day
  5. Every wife’s creed
  6. I know I keep posting this band and nobody cares but man the guitarist just scratches that spot for me. What is this bringing here? It picks up in the second half, like a Gin Blossoms thing?
  7. Alright, I just drove back from New Jersey with two children and caught the end of the game. I really shouldn't have volunteered to do the spreadsheet because it's already gross and like I said, I'm not an excel wizard in the slightest. But, it's the 31st, here we go. I fixed the link above to allow people to edit. Here is the link again - Google DocsSurly Pushup Tracker 2026 I think I have everything set up, if anyone is missing from the pullup or squat sheets I think you can just add yourself and then either you can add yourself to the chart or ask me to (by just adding your column to the graph). For the pushups sheets, I think you need to copypaste the formulas over as well on the various graphs. So, just let me know and I'll apply the duct tape unless you feel like doing it yourself. Do we want a chart for bike miles? I'll add that later if we do. I think everyone included right now is - @UT_OB1 @Jkwellborn @Js1 @Hellraiser97 @Zwylde @immamac @Bozo_Casanova @40acredropout @bborange @Rimbo @Slacks @Zepol87 @WithoutAClue @lonestarsooner @luke duke
  8. she's still pretty broken up about cheez nips getting cancelled in 2020
  9. Not from Derka, not today at least
  10. I’ll try and go through and get everyone’s name and update the spreadsheet before the new year, but I’m also driving to New York with two little kids and my wife is still recovering from surgery and is useless and I’m slowly losing my grasp on reality so it may not get done before the 1st. If anyone wants to fuck with it feel free but otherwise track yourself and I’ll put tables for squats and pull ups and I suppose miles probably when I have daycare available. Glad there are some folks joining in on the challenge(s). Also I know I’m a decade late to peloton but I have #hookem under my name and just high fived a #gigem as I breezed past him in a class. No high five back, felt good.
  11. I got a PM from Derka saying I need to send him my email address, my kindergarten teacher’s last name, and the make of my first car?
  12. Not quite that but there was some copypaste and ctrl+f find and replace as I debated whether or not it would be quicker to learn the right way to do it.
  13. Man she’s more left handed than I am
  14. Celery Man replied to Parliament's topic in Lulz
    Wrap job of the year so far imo
  15. about 800 g finger chiles and habaneros with an onion and a bulb of garlic, roasted and then boiled (outside) in 7 cups of vinegar with chile powder and some salt and then blended into a hot sauce. and served on eggs with some crispbread so basically yeah
  16. I got the cancellation email but see this in my subscriptions page. I assume it's all good and will renew
  17. I’m cool for whatever, can fuck around with the tracking spreadsheet to add tables and graphs for all those things as well. Honestly I’m intrigued with the pull-up thing but would need to figure out where to put a bar. @UT_OB1 had mentioned 20-30k as a body weight squat goal, I assume that is reasonable but I’m also a little worried about making sure I get the consistent time for all of these things. That’s part of what the challenge is for though and pushups don’t actually take any time hardly.
  18. Man I wish this had audio I kinda want one. Not really, but kinda.
  19. Celery Man replied to thepop's topic in Movies and TV
    I was trying to remember the big role he had recentishly - It.
  20. I’m so jealous of my wife for having the “Disney on ice” tradition with the daughter. Daughter is so extra, she claims Anna and Elsa are her friends and told me this morning that they remembered her from her birthday party. boy and I did the lantern festival while they were at the arena
  21. Alright, i feel like we have some takers on 10k pushups. I'm going to do this bike thing as well, and I'm down for trying the squat thing but it seems like UT_OB1 and I might be the only two interested in that? I set up a workbook here for tracking at least the pushups - Surly 2026 Pushup Challenge I've probably fucked it up in a few ways but there's a sheet for inputing daily totals and then another sheet that should tally the totals and display a chart of your progress. I'll fuck with that some more as whoever set it up last time had some nice averaging stuff that i probably didn't get right because I am not a spreadsheet guy.
  22. Celery Man replied to thepop's topic in Movies and TV
    Ah fuck man, I liked him in everything he was in. Fuck.
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