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Bill Lumbergh

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  1. From one of the replies by Texags... "We have several analysts who cover games every weekend, every recruiting event, watch film..." Anyone else confident that daddy98 is being used as an "analyst" here?
  2. Let's say, hypothetically, that you graduated from a college where graduates prefer to do business with other graduates over all considerations. Let's say you also graduated from a college where graduates prefer only to hire other graduates, regardless of actual qualifications. Last, let's say many of the jobs being filled by these under qualified hires happened to involve a fair amount of risk, such that their inevitable fuck ups might create some meaningful liabilities. Assuming those three circumstances are true, is there really a better line of work to be in? Cletus wants to hire Billy bc he's a damn good ag, but he also seems like a moron who's likely to fuck up the job and maybe hurt some folks in the process, so he'd better get some insurance...if only there was another good ag looking to sell him some...
  3. I've seen Leach called a lot of things, most of them at least arguably fair, but this one is confusing. In what ways is Leach a coward?
  4. What about locker room temperature IQ posters?
  5. Can we count posts on this thread towards the 1k goal?
  6. There's a lot laughable there, but number three on that list really takes the cake. Even for looch that's a yikes.
  7. So, what time is Collins announcing?
  8. He's saying that his vagina hurts because Herman is leaking everything of value to Anwar. That's what he's saying.
  9. It's almost as if the bar by which Indiana measures an exciting coaching hire and the bar by which Texas measures an exciting coaching hire are different. Imagine that.
  10. I grabbed beers with a buddy this week who was just getting over being sick, but still coughing a lot. I joked about how I hoped he hadn't been to China recently, and (as he continued coughing) he said "no, but my brother just got back from China in December right before I saw him for Christmas." It really bugged me the rest of the time we were there until I finally realized that his brother would be in obviously bad shape at this point if he had it. I've got two little kids at home, and wouldn't have been able to contain my feelings if what happened to you happened with them. If you've been anywhere around the known infected zones you should be a good person and just quarantine yourself until you're beyond the symptom window. It's just common sense at this point.
  11. He'd make a great position coach, maybe an analyst.
  12. How much upside is there in announcing the coach at this point anyway? Unless he was recruiting these guys at a previous spot, he has zero time to build any relationship. Much better to send Carrington on the road at this stage, regardless of the new hire.
  13. Son I am disappoint
  14. He never said they were particularly impressive skins. Just...skins.
  15. Someone with photoshop skills needs to update the Jimbo 20__ national championship plaque picture to be a 20__ snipe hunting national championship plaque. That is too perfect.
  16. I think you guys are failing to understand how much he doesn't care. He doesn't care so much that he came here, registered, and wrote a long ass post just to make sure we all understand exactly how much we care and he doesn't. He doesn't care so much that he came back hours later on a Saturday night to read the replies and again reiterate how he doesn't care because of how insignificant we are in his aggy eyes, and how his posts here should prove that. You guys are acting like he's a typical low self esteem, insecure aggy buffoon who is so desperate for attention and validation that he's come over here to "put us sips in our place" with his fightin aggy spirit. If you read his post, he clearly points out that he didn't come here, register an account, and start posting out of his ass because he cares about us or what we think, he did all of that because he DOESN'T care.
  17. The...[chuckle]...illustrious...[audible giggle]...SEC...[uncontrollable laughter]...EAST.
  18. When we finally got Shepherd committed, quite a few people speculated there was a low probability he stuck around. Not that Princely is even in the same stratosphere of concerning behavior, but I do get the same feeling here. If he wants to commit, you probably still take him on the chance he sticks because he has potential to be an impact player, but he feels like a highish portal candidate as well.
  19. "When you feel so mad that you want to fuss, take two steps back, and get hit by a bus!"
  20. Considering you've made your way to registering and posting on a Texas site, I'm guessing you don't either.
  21. I don't believe it was ever actually about the site, so much as winning the promise of a sweet three fiddy.
  22. I've thought about this and honestly hope it's true. It is way less scary than the alternative.
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