Everything posted by campcrunk
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$9.95 worth every penny
I really, REALLY don't want to wish for anyone to fail. I really do not. Career-wise, I've been in a few tight spots myself and I wouldn't wish the stress from that kind of thing on just about anyone. But this motherfucker... between leaking COPIOUS information that was harmful/deleterious to UT's athletics program as a whole - NOT just football - just so he could to say "SEE, I WUZ FIRST" and STEALING FROM A FUCKING CHARITY, has broken my resolve. He really has. I wish he and whatever comes next for him the absolute worst, which is nothing less than he deserves for all of the fucked up shit he has pulled solely in his own self-interest over the multiple decades since he became part of the $9.95 crew, a significant potion of which has been to the detriment of UT's athletics department as whole May Gerry and Bobby dance on the bloated corpse (and I do mean BLOATED AS FUCK) of his "empire" to such a degree that we never hear from his crooked, selfish, self-interested, disgusting ass gain
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
Será presentado por Du'Vonta Lampkin.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Edit: NM. I was way off
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
For those too lazy to type out "James Johnson Northwestern Miami HUDL:" http://www.hudl.com/v/2QtWfv I like the first play where he throws a guard at the QB and his first step is crazy good
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
That's the exact two I was thinking of as well. I would also travel to a game with Minnesota but I understand that matchup wouldn't be quite as "marquee" Edit: can't believe I forgot Oregon. That's another one I'd travel for
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
For those interested, he looks absolutely perfect for Sark's offense: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/19667326/672ec9bdc32d5a463c726db5 The first 4:00 is basically all long touchdowns - rushing and receiving
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Vince Young Perpetual Appreciation Thread
"That was Vince Young. That drive was all Vince Young." Just reposting because Jeff Fisher is a sub-mediocre, petulant, sad, little bitch who, at best, should have been working the counter at the DMV instead of ruining what could/should have been an incredible NFL career. Sorry for the shitty quality - all of the decent looking film of this game's highlights is blocked by the NFL
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
That was more exciting than it should have been, but I’ll take the outcome every time
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Furk
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
BOOM MOTHERFUCKER
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
She was definitely caught flat footed because of the attempted walk. I think she’d have had a really good shot at making that play but for the “walk.”
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Some pretty damn one-sided umpiring and they still couldn’t take it from us. Fantastic performance, ladies
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2028 Texas recruiting notes: hope my cholesterol levels won’t get me
“Jai’storm Knight” is a pretty awesome name for an OL
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- 2025 DL Justus Terry
Give Torre Becton all the raises- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
There was a website called Hockey's Future that used a 10 point scale to rank prospects' potential and had a modifier (A through F) to show how likely the player was the reach that potential. For example, Colin Simmons would have probably been ranked a 10A - probable high end first rounder who is extremely likely to reach his potential - and someone like Michael Terry might be ranked something like a 8.5B or 8.5C - obvious talent and potential to be a very high level player but maybe positional uncertainty and development questions might affect his ability to get there (and please don't crucify me if you're a huge MTIII fan - it's just a hypothetical example). And someone like Javonne Shepherd would have been something like an 8F because, well, many obvious reasons. Just a thought but I think it would be cool to have something like that for CFB recruiting. Or maybe that's just a little too complicated for, ahem, "certain" members of CFB online community (read: SEC fans)- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Pretty sure this is correct. All I needed to see was the run at 0:24 - http://www.hudl.com/video/3/16476956/674d4469e4633310d1bd1d3f- Non-Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Hide the Money, There's Poor People Around
I definitely wouldn't want to be a children's hospital in Louisiana right now- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
The screenshots from this are going to be amazing: https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/college/aggies/2025/03/14/texas-am-alabama-baseball-score-live-updates-sec-opener/82412119007/- Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Was about to watch the awful David Smoak video above and decided against it. MAYBE the Big XII shouldn't have bit the hand that fed it over and over and over and over... I genuinely like OSU and ISU but I hope the rest of that conference enjoys their well-earned obscurity. Little parasite bitches should know their place- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
All this, and they could also do this insane thing called going to and watching games. Which Jerry has, I have no doubt, done many times with respect to Turntine. I'll take his word over a hundred "national" morons who still rank pending college players based on "NfL pOtEnTiAL." Whatever the hell that means for a bunch of 15-18 year old kids.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Yards and yardwork are for suckers. And I say this as someone with a yard- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Not sure if Katoa's Jr. highlights have been posted but, holy shit, that is a big, strong, ANGRY young man who looks like he'll make everything forget all about John Mills if we get him: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/17897403/674f3d7f352362e4628e5abc- 2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
He seriously looks like young Stalin- Off-Season Thread of Sadness: College Football’s Biggest Busts. Who Let You Down the Most?
I'll start with Larry Dibbles. Right after graduating from COLA, the only place that would hire my stupid, drugged out ass for any reason was a plaintiff's firm that desperately needed a legal assistant to abuse for a whopping $15.00 per hour (eat shit, engineering grads). We represented some kid who got his jaw broken by Larry Dibbles on 6th. I did some digging and found that Larry Dibbles was a five star (and he WAS a 5 star no matter what revisionist bullshit Rivals puts out there now). My boss and I were convinced that this was a potentially huge payday. It... was not. Anyway, Larry Dibbles, you still owe me a $250 bonus or whatever that scumbag lawyer was gonna give me if we settled the "lucrative" case against you. I promise to spend it on bad to mediocre cocaine in honor of my old boss. Erick Fowler - wtf happened there? LSU fans threw HUGE temper tantrums about Charlie Strong orchestrating a master plan for fuck them over. Imagine getting fooled by Charlie Strong 4D chess and not being embarrassed as fuck about it. Reggie Wilson - I remember reading about his struggles and being left alone in Cote D'Ivoire and being convinced that he was a future all-timer. He... was not. Tyler Johnson - I'm not sure if we can chalk this one up to his love for music over football or the "development" players received from the staff at that time. But I saw how fluidly he moved in his HS highlights was sure he was going to be a good one. Alas, it was not to be. Sheroid Evans - I remember people being convinced that he was the second coming of Huff. Unfortunately, the poor kid's bones and ligaments just weren't compatible with those expectations. Patrick Hudson and Mason Walters - These two kind of blend together for me for whatever reason. They may have not even played together. Idk, I've blocked a lot of that shit out. Anyway, I had visions of a power spread offense that just left defensive lineman broken and bleeding in its wake. Suffice to say, it did not work out that way. Edorian McCullough - I remember everyone penciling that guy in as a future Thorpe Award and/or Biletnikoff winner. Ouch. Mal Williams - just imagine the player he would have been if his arms/hands weren't Tyrion Lannister sized and he could even sort of catch. Jake Smith - basically EVERY PLAY of his high school HUDL was a 60+ yard touchdown. It's still one of the most insane HUDLs I have ever seen irrespective of how he turned out as a college player. Turns out, he was just playing against guys who are even slower than I am at almost 45. Jerrod Heard - at a time when we all convinced every QB who could run a 4.5 was the second coming of VY, Heard stood alone. And even sort of backed it up for exactly one game until his sub-Case McCoy arm was discovered by the diligent scouting of out enemies. I still can't believe Cal didn't just dare him to throw every down. Anyway... DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT SPIN MOVE FROM JOHN CHILES' HIGH SCHOOL HIGHLIGHTS??? MIKE VICK, 2.0 GUARANTEED. - 2025 DL Justus Terry
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