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IBuryPaul

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Everything posted by IBuryPaul

  1. It's because of the Scandinavian women. No one can eat just one.
  2. I'm having serious Deja Vu of the Charlie bowl game against Ark. Stayed in the Holiday Inn in the parking lot of that shit stadium in Houston. Came out the next morning to find my truck had been broken into. Great trip.
  3. That's funny, this is exactly where I would expect to find them.
  4. Marijuana make ya lazy
  5. Thanks for the memories. Excited to watch him at the next level.
  6. Any word on Longhorns sitting out? I can't find it elsewhere.
  7. So, Riley is a done deal and they're waiting on TCU elimination to announce. That's the narrative I want to get started so the 'leak' will derail the whole damn thing.
  8. Well, Saltgrass sucks. So there's that.
  9. I like this AT&T wedding commercial, "he's short." It's kinda funny and that chic is rumored on the internet to be a bit slutty, which I approve of.
  10. A quick look at the stands of Amon Carter of a final home game and to complete an undefeated season will likely be the reason TCU gets bumped if at all possible.
  11. Bijan will be back. Those two TV dipshits said so. Just pay him $8,000,000 in NIL.
  12. The 🖕was for you wishing Sark a relapse in alcoholism. To be clear fuck you for that. And I’m not a Sark apologist.
  13. Humiliation and number six dance later on. Hell, I'd donate just to see it.
  14. IBuryPaul replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Football
    Right back at you brother
  15. IBuryPaul replied to Treefidy's topic in Football
    Trifecta is always greatness. FOUATM 😁
  16. IBuryPaul replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Football
    Trifecta is always greatness. FOUATM 😁
  17. IBuryPaul replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Football
    Fuck the ‘Stros. Yes, I said it.
  18. That was my favorite non-Longhorn game of all time. Followed closely by their Baylor loss in '04 or so.
  19. God dammit. Who gives a fuck about aggy losing to a perineal SEC doormat? Quin can’t throw a pass in catchable range of a receiver and we lost a big game that was there to win. Fuck! I’m tired of losing like this.
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