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IBuryPaul

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  1. It's my understanding that when this 'tradition' began back in the 1920-30's or so, a yell leader began speaking in front of a group of fans at some early version of midnight yell. He was standing on the steps of a courthouse in some obscure place. The steps were narrow and as he paced back and forth he had to hop/turn to make the narrow step. Who really knows? It's how traditions are born there. Find something obscure from a long time ago and fill in the blanks to make it sound like we're so true to our roots.
  2. Great. Now I've got these fucks to worry about.
  3. Y'all are fucking killing me. I get excited when I see two new pages presumably loaded with new and fresh aggy misery. Enchiladas and acne.
  4. Pissed off Marsha Brady. Would.
  5. 'We'll get 'em patched up to get blown out in the Red River Rivalry.' Fuck off, but that is funny as hell.
  6. Classic. The best Dave call has to be Baylor going for two to win the game as time ran out back around '04ish (too lazy to look it up). Back when Baylor sucked. We were northbound on I-35 on the way home from a Longhorn victory listening on the radio. You know by the sound of silence that something bad for aTm just happened. I'd find the clip but again I'm too lazy. 'Horns played aTm the following week at DKR. Some student was standing on the front row behind the aTm bench wearing the bear mascot suit. Classic.
  7. IBuryPaul replied to TXs's topic in Football
    F’n YTTV carried LHN until about August 1st, then just dropped it. MF’ers. I have a dtv acct that I’m canceling after game 3, but watch ESPN will allow me to pull up lhn with the dtv sign-on.
  8. I recently began watching this. I like her and this is about as relevant as the other shit going on here.
  9. They MUST have a Ford dealership to get those coveted F-250s
  10. Why isn't the stadium full for Fall practice? 12th-man my ass.
  11. I’ve skipped the last 30 replies to this thread because I hate Twitter. No one speaks fucking English. I’m supposed to look at emoji’s and figure out what you’re implying. Just use your words. And I realize this isn’t cool with the 13 to 40-year olds, but gotdammit! Communication is the foundation of interaction. And another thing. Proof your fucking posts. Are is not intended to have the same meaning as our. Read your shit before hitting submit. Where’s the Tylenol?
  12. 'Fong seems to have a pretty good rep around here. This is worrisome.
  13. The Marlo Thomas mention is complete fabrication. She was with me since 'That Girl' began and through my sophomore year in high school (circa 1973).
  14. One Hundred and Twenty-Nine Fucking Dollars?? Damn, I'm old.
  15. Pretty sure they used those kids photos in 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days.' Although I've never watched it.
  16. Shouldn’t his right arm be swolt?
  17. So the Brie Larson nudes are cool but the Asian cunnilingus octopus drew the wrath. Right on, I'm just trying to learn.
  18. Meat’s meat and a man’s gotta eat
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