Everything posted by Scheiss Meister
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Who would hate Taco Tuesday? That's un-American!
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Hell of a thump on her melon. Not ripe yet. Damn I bet that hurt.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
My mom's favorite weapon of correction. Those things can sting like hell. One with a cracked handle once broke while she was paddling my younger brother. You'd have thought she gutted him from the hollering he let out.
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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
She's just pissed that she isn't profiting from the grift, too.
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"What are the odds we have to fight our neighbors or even family to defend ourselves this year?"
I have several Trumpist Facebook friends who have been posting more violent fantasy posts lately. Like "We ain't played cowboys and leftists." and shit like that. I don't think that the chance of violence, organized or other, is very high, but it is not zero. To answer the inevitable question, I keep contact with these folks because they were once sane and I hope they could be again, and they tell me a lot about the Trumpist mindset. Gotta know the oposition.
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ERCOT Urging For Energy Conservation
Some sort of targeted EMP, if that's possible, would put paid to the noise for a bit.
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Off Grid Alaska
I once heard that when it's springtime in Alaska, it's 40 below. Doesn't sound like that much of a relief, but I've never experienced it, so... Thanks for sharing your experiences with us, @mooseoutfront.
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Shit My Kid Says
There are two kinds of wastewater operators in this world: those who have been "baptized", and those who will be. He's got his baptism behind him. You'll really need to watch out for him if he realizes that it isn't the end of the world and he loses the ick response.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
Summer teeth. I have to use that.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Maybe?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Since my retirement I have learned the deep truth of this.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
For comparison, in September we drove up to Springfield, spent nine days visiting, and drove back in about the same time that the package was in Houston. Black hole, indeed.
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Getting old sucks
I had a co-worker who is a Vietnam vet. He was shot twice and stabbed once while there. He had a shingles episode that he said hurt worse than all three wounds combined. That episode nearly blinded his left eye. The doctors were worried that the virus would travel up his optic nerve into his brain and cause damage there, but it did not, thank God. We, of course, told him that anyone who got wounded three times couldn't possibly have a brain, so he was in no danger there.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My daughter mailed a package to us on December 27 at Springfield, OR. According to USPS tracking, it arrived at the North Houston distribution center, about an hour's drive from me, 3 days, 7 hours after she mailed it. The package just arrived at my doorstep, 17 days, 18 hours after getting to Houston. Absolutely ridiculous.
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Tell Me About Washington
"Guys, you have worked your asses off and sacrificed for our team. You have seen how your work and sacrifice got us into position to win a national title. I appreciate your hard work, and love each and every one of you, and our time together. I now have an amazing opportunity to coach at a legendary school with high expectations. It will be a huge challenge, and I couldn't pass on such a chance. I trust that the university will hire an outstanding coach to lead you in your future efforts. I wish you all the best in life, and hope that each of you succeeds beyond your wildest dreams, in all of your endeavors." How hard is that? Basic Leadership 101 stuff.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This would be great. If he does as well there as he did at aggy, tOSU is screwed Bjorked. If he has some success there, it shows that aggy's problems are systemic and won't get fixed by one or two hires. Come on, Ohio State, hire him!
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Pop! Goes the Weasel!
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Think how tall you'd be if so much wasn't turned under.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Where was Big John? Not there, that's for sure.
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215 bodies found in mass grave behind Mississippi jail
Maybe this isn't as isolated as we would like to believe. How many people are listed as missing but have been buried in a pauper's grave and no one notified because it would embarrass someone, or the authorities were too lazy to notify next of kin? I understand John Does happen all the time, but this makes me wonder how many are really unidentified. Obviously it's not that hard to get away with it.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I love how the wheel rolls up for one last "fuck you".
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
The perfect amount of peanut butter melting into a hot, freshly toasted English muffin as you spread the peanut butter in a perfect thickness over the surface of the muffin. I rarely hit it just right, but when I do, ahh.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
There are millions of rockhounds all over the world, with clubs, websites, the works. Other than dogs, have you ever heard of even one stickhound? No you haven't! The perfect rock wins. Getting rockhounds to agree on the perfect rock, however...
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Some Russkies are going to get shot from the sky, bombed to shit, or both by that good looking woman, and I fully support that.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
This makes more sense when you consider that for many of the respondents Trump is their god.