Everything posted by Scheiss Meister
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Mix 1/3 cup of brown sugar, two tablespoons of balsamic vinegar, two tablespoons of soy sauce, one teaspoon of minced garlic, 1/2 teaspoon of red pepper flakes, and 1/2 teaspoon of paprika in a bowl. On pork, it's a delicious glaze. Knock the bowl off of the counter and it becomes very fragrant glue. Son of a bitch, what a mess.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I used to work with a gal who had that and plushes of E. coli, Salmonella, and an amoeba for tours of our wastewater plant. They were a huge hit with kids.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Hang in there, brother. Find an aggy coworker and brighten his day with reminders of how great the weekend was. It will help you over the hump.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
A troglodyte, a nazi, and the Creature From The Black Lagoon walk into a bar...
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Ukraine War
That looks like something from a Monty Python skit, with a dummy flying through the air.
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Good morning, assholes, it’s the Friday before our last Big XII title game . . .
I hope she kicks cancer's ass and Texas kicks Oklahoma State's.
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Good morning, assholes, it’s the Friday before our last Big XII title game . . .
From drippy, damp Nastysota... FIGHT!!!
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Yesterday's Mexican food doesn't prairie dog, and it doesn't wait.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I think that most of the buildings in College Station were designed by Frank Lloyd Wrong. I'll see myself out, now.
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America's Game: The 124th Meeting of Army and Navy...... Dec 9th 3pm ET CBS
Go Navy, Beat Army!
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India Hires DEA Agent to Assassinate Sikh Activist
Is India saying that it was all an elaborate Kahn, perpetrated to make them look bad?
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I know. It's from a word game I used to hit my kids with to get them to look up the definitions of words.
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If an oubliette is so horrible, how awful must a full sized oubli be? You left out hung. It's hung, drawn, and quartered, just like in Braveheart. Sometimes the victim was hung until unconscious two or three times before being moved to the rack.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
She's the one who was always paired with Fred, leaving Wilma to her own devices while Shaggy and Scooby toked up. I figured that she was a freak.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Good old daphnia. If you run a wastewater plant, similar species are used to test the potential lethality of your effluent. A kid's disappointment when they won't reproduce or they die off is nothing compared to a wastewater operator's disappointment in the same situation.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach. Those that can't and can't teach, bitch. It's the way of the world.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 11.27 - 11:30am LHN (at least that's whats listed)
Oh gotdamn.
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Bitch about family CR slugfest
I always assumed that the machine was a printer. The things you learn... My wife and I spent Thanksgiving with our son and daughter-in-law. We see eye to eye on politics and most everything else, so it was a nice, pleasant weekend. My side of the family has its Christmas get-together in two weeks. That has much more potential for conflict, but we usually leave the politics behind and just concentrate on loving each other, so I think that it will be unrealized potential. I hope so, anyway.
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Gather 'round, young Surls, for the retelling of a classic Christmas story
Every year my wife asks me to read this aloud to kick off our Christmas season. The Reading happened tonight. This week I'll put up the lights and the yard display, then move inside to make it look like Christmas vomited all over the living room and den. Happy Holidays you glorious bastards.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Hiring Elko is a splash: a cannonball into the kiddie pool splash, but that's technically still a splash.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Another aspect to consider is the Darwinian selection process of war. Statistically, if you can survive your first five or so engagements, your odds of overall survival increase greatly. As you gain experience, you take fewer chances and do fewer stupid things as you learn the ropes. The newbs always die at higher rates. Combat, of any sort, punishes stupidity and mistakes in the most brutal way possible, so you don't get many chances to make mistakes. That is so for even the best trained, led, and motivated militaries. We are seeing how disastrous that is in a poorly led, poorly trained army with low morale.
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JFK Assassination 60 years ago today. Where were you?
I was two, living the toddler life in Corpus Christi. I have no recollection of it. Now MLK and RFK, I remember those, and my dad explaining that part of the country was insane. I was seven, but I remember 1968 as a fucked up time.
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Sovereign Citizen Thread
That's what I figured. Curses, foiled again!
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Sorry for partying, FLORIDA MAN EDITION
"If it ain't his shit, you must acquit."
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Fuck Brett Yormark
Shit, were you in my office the last month before I retired? That is an outstanding analogy.