Everything posted by Scheiss Meister
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Christmas gifts people got you that you liked
The knife sharpener and Thermoworks Smoke or Thermopen are appreciated if the recipient doesn't already have them. I got myself a Bug-a-salt a month ago, and my son and future son-in-law will each receive one for Christmas this year. With the knife sharpener, be very careful. It can remove a lot of steel very quickly. Practice on an old or cheap knife first. Once you get the hang of it, use it to sharpen your blades once a year and just hone them the rest of the time.
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Israel vs everyone war thread
If it is a major command post, there will be a lot of items that the IDF doesn't necessarily want Hamas to know for certain that they have yet. Radios and other comms, for instance. Try to listen in on their conversations and keep them guessing about how much IDF really has. But yes, I was expecting more, too.
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Identifying Trump rioters
I have considered making up a bunch of blue hats with Make America Good Again on them, but I don't know about possible copyright problems, and I really don't want to copycat the assholes, even if it is to put them down.
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Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
I was going to write something else, but I realized that it was skating on very thin ice. Suffice to say, I like your thinking.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Keep in mind that these idiots thought that anything Trump posted on twatter was a formal presidential order. As my dad would say, they don't have any more sense than a chicken or a frog.
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If "The Deep State" existed and operated the way Republicans think it does, the country would be littered with the corpses of Trump and Republican acolytes who dared defy "The Deep State". Endless instances of cut brake lines, mysterious blowouts on dangerous curves, and falls from tall buildings, all only happening to right-wingers. Think of their fantasies of what the Clintons supposedly did, writ large. It is what they tell themselves to justify what they want to do if they gain control.
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Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
Tuberville needs to go ahead and choke on a chicken bone. Get him out of our misery.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I thought that a group of aggy was called a bumblefuck.
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Thanks. I'll order it today.
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All of the worker bees at every level of government contributes to our civilization and standard of life in some form. Roads must be maintained or our economy tanks. Parks are essential to protecting wilderness and outdoor recreation areas for everyone. Wildlife folks are essential to protecting fish and wildlife, both game and non-game. There are people working to ensure that we have clean air, water, and soil so that we don't have to live in each other's shit and garbage. Laws are enforced to protect these things plus everything that embodies "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness". The people who do these things, as has been pointed out, are humans, with human frailties and foibles, but the overwhelming majority do their honest best. I was once lectured at length by a libertarian relative who contends that all laws are unnecessary impediments to absolute personal freedom. In his world there should be no environmental laws, we should let the free market work out what level of pollution we all must accept. All roads would be toll ways to pay for their construction and maintenance, there would be no public education, no public utilities, no government at all, so that he could exercise his total freedom unconditionally, without any obligations to society. He ranted about me being on the government tit my whole career and that I had a cushy job funded by poor, put upon taxpayers. It was discouraging, but he's not why I did (recently retired) what I did, anyway. I did it for my kids and their future, and all of those who do appreciate the work being done on their behalf. I, too, was and am fairly compensated. My job did have some leisurely days, and I got a very nice vacation package. There were also long days and nights of work, and a lot of stress. I know that a lot of people are in similar situations in both the public and the private sector, so that doesn't make me special. I'm still proud of being a small part of something bigger than me that exists for a purpose other than just to move money from one account to another.
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Successful revolutions start from the top, not the bottom. The American Revolution happened because the landed, property owning class leaders sparked and led it, not Farmer Smith fresh from the fields. PFC Snuffy and Sgt. Rock will follow, but they won't organize and lead a coup. The Flynn brothers and others of their ilk in the officer ranks are the ones to keep an eye on. They are the leaders who will take the lower ranks astray.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
With his connection to Del Conte, would aggy really go after Patterson? The first bad game they would be screaming about a sip conspiracy to keep them down.
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Thank you, kind sir.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The two happiest days of an aggy football fan's life are the day they pay an obscene amount to hire a new head coach and the day they pay even more to fire that coach.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That's bullshit. Blinn has four juco national championship trophies in their trophy case. New aggy football motto: "aggy football - almost as accomplished as Blinn!" ETA - Maybe that's why aggy is so determined to absorb Blinn, to claim their titles, too.
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It's Friday you assholes!!!
From rainy, cloudy Nastysota TEXAS!!!
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Youth Minister's (and other pervs) Thread of Shame
My son's high school band director divorced his wife, then a couple of years later married one of the girls in the band immediately after she graduated. It was common knowledge that they were an item from her sophomore year on, and that was the reason for the divorce. Her mother, who was a school administrator, encouraged their relationship. There are some sick parents, too.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Hopefully they all slip on their tea.
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Uncomfortable Moments In Group Texts
I once worked with a guy who was very competent at his job, and was as annoying as he was competent. One day he was being exceedingly annoying, but had just done something really well. I was trying to compliment him and tell him to back off on the annoying behavior at the same time by saying that I would kill him long before I would fire him. That caused an awkward conversation with my boss and HR.
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Uncomfortable Moments In Group Texts
So what were the results?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I had a boss once who would go through the refrigerator at the wastewater plant and eat parts or all of people's lunches. Fucker was a retired developer with millions in the bank, which he would gladly tell you about, and he was stealing food from folks making just a bit over minimum wage. When I confronted him about it, he said that he was really hungry, and it was un-Christian of me to turn away a hungry man. I then explained to him that we had a container of phenalthaline in the lab, that it was the active ingredient in Ex-Lax, and that I knew how to bake it into brownies so that anyone who ate them would shit themselves half to death. The next day I had a large brownie in my lunch. When he opened up my lunch and saw the brownie, he looked at me like, "You wouldn't." I laughed and told him that there was only one way to find out. He put my lunch back in the fridge and didn't fuck with our lunches after that. That Brookshire Bros brownie was really good.
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the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion
Beat me to it.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Neighbor, how long has it been since I've posted "Fuck Russia"? Well that's too long.
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Lincoln Riley to USC
Was that entire clip broadcast? That's cold as hell of the TV folks, if so.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
The Yankees have won almost a quarter of all World Series championships and are expected to compete at the highest level every year. How the fuck does he see aggy as being in the same universe as the Yankees? I hate the Yankees, but their overall success is undeniable. As is aggy's lack of success.