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SaucyJack

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  1. Username checks out. Might want to go fuck a goat, so you’ll feel better.
  2. and we will win ten games and playoffs
  3. Well, looks like we are all in agreement that we go 10-2 or better next season. Not one poster that bloviates ad nauseam about Sark/Flood stepped forward at 9-3 or worse. CSB time.... I've been following Longhorn football for the better part of five decades. First game I watched completely was the 1975 Bluebonnet Bowl. First game attended was 1980 MNF v. Ark. I love the university and I won't bore you with my tales of interaction with the school and also the athletic dept. I am very competitive in extracurriculars and have been since I can remember. This includes my gambling forays. My sports book focus are games involving Texas, then A&M, then SEC. Shortly before the season, Texas was +$150 under 10 wins. I bet $2k on that. One of the data points was new QB. Another was schedule. Expecting 10 wins in my analysis was not probable ( but I'd flush the money for 10 wins and playoffs!). Also, the fuckin' ags were +$140 over 8.5 wins. I put $1k on that with that shitty schedule and I would laugh at a Tex 8&4. I think Sark has the ability to win a title and understand what that takes and what he can and cannot control. So for all you Sark haters, we get it, now shut the fuck up on every fucking thread about it. Bring something fucking new! Hook' em!!
  4. Which of you posters believes we are going 9–3 or worse next year?
  5. Ese Puto is one funny dude!
  6. According to the many waterheads, yes. See Jimbo Fisher
  7. The President out front disagrees with you. Also, see Jake at J6. It appears,young lad, that the game may have passed you by. Unfortunate for the country, but this is reality.
  8. more like "whiskerbisquitbob"
  9. do you have Akina?, asking for friend
  10. I am grateful you are committed to this thread
  11. Crockett is from Miami
  12. Trust me, I know people. To a fuckin' person they'll let you know it's a brand new day. This is minor league pro football. All this emo shit is basically posters who don't understand the ground has massively shifted. Let the ground settle, then start your bitching about something you have no idea is taking place.
  13. Teams get better over the course of the season. We lost to Fla on Oct.4 Miami lost to Louisville Oct 17, then SMU Nov. 1. Miami is not he same team today.
  14. He was making those same dumb decisions (rolling dice) early in his career in big games. He had bought and paid for rosters where he had the most talent in the country and lost. He still has the most loaded roster. He rolled the dice on us and won. He rolled the dice tonight and lost. That's not a coach who thinks he can beat you straight up, hence, he gambles. Texas wasn't playing that cash game to the absurd degrees of the SEC, but things are leveling out. DeBoar opened the floodgates on himself too, today. Fire Sark! Hire Golding!
  15. as long as it ain't rusty
  16. But, he's a human, with human feelings and he needs to be loved.
  17. We can stay in the SEC, schedule OOC like Indiana, and we are in the Playoffs most years (and would have been this year). Some of you fuckers have room temp IQs.
  18. I woke up feeling the cheeziest! Fuck, it's not game day
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