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- Texas Roster 2026
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
This thread really wants me to. You're a naughty one Saucy Jack You're a haughty one Saucy Jack When the streetlamp gaslight flickers and fails Then you see the last light glinting off the entrails Oh naughty naughty naughty You're a sneaky one Saucy Jack You're a cheeky one Saucy Jack First the whore says "Guv'nor fancy a squeeze?" Next you will be shov'in her down the hole to Hades Oh naughty naughty naughty The scourge of London Town (The scourge of London Town) There'll be no rest till You are a guest of The Crown Naughty naughty naughty You're a ghoulish one Saucy Jack Not a foolish one Saucy Jack Though the peelers track you early and latе Slipping out the back you counter with a checkmatе, nicole
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
That was me. I made an incredibly stupid sarcastic post to match the incredibly stupid posting in this thread.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Hadn't noticed Kenny Powers as a student.
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Texas Roster 2026
https://247sports.com/player/james-simon-46134704/ https://247sports.com/Video/james-simon-calvary-baptist-2023-junior-season-highlights-12246340/ By the fall, these highlights will be three years old. I am looking forward to what the weight room has done for him. Sorry about Wisner, but, it's a brave new world.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Orange-4-Life
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
In your world, how many races are there and what are they? Genuinely curious, as I may have learned this topic completely different from you over the last 50 years. My experience is that most people cannot distinguish between race, ethnicity and nationality.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
Yes, star crossed in pleasure the stream flows on by Yes, as we're sated in leisure, we watch it fly And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me Time can tear down a building or destroy a woman's face Hours are like diamonds, don't let them waste Time waits for no one, no favours has he Time waits for no one, and he won't wait for me Men, they build towers to their passing yes, to their fame everlasting Here he comes chopping and reaping, hear him laugh at their cheating And time waits for no man, and it won't wait for me Yes, time waits for no one, and it won't wait for thee Drink in your summer, gather your corn The dreams of the night time will vanish by dawn And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me No no no, not for me...
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
eight maids milking is pretty good. i think he'll like that.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
- 2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Look, all I know is by the time I got to eight maids of milking I didn’t need any more presents.- 2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Sark is really dialed in now. CDC probably walked in and let him have it. "Hey, Sark, WE"RE TEXAS!! Damnit! Sark, I like to think of you like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with the Longhorn band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!"- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
plays with a lot of heart- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
i guess we're stuck then. i'm gonna buy a keg- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Who do we want to replace Sark? In no particular order, I got Saban, Smart, Day, Cignetti, Meyer, Swinney.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
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