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Pokoloco

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Everything posted by Pokoloco

  1. We handled the clothes for him, the other 2 things could be a problem. I have no idea how his sperm won the race. Sweet Jesus.
  2. I went to a consignment shop yesterday to buy clothes for my son's court date.. That may be the most okie, white trash thing I've ever done.
  3. The only difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding is one less drunk.
  4. Sounds like an Irish funeral.
  5. poachersonly.com is the best sting operation I've seen in a while. Tip o the cap to the game wardens.
  6. "I never lied, I just didn't tell the truth"
  7. We have a new streetcar system in OKC, we were meeting my brother and sister in law to eat and go to the Thunder game. She texts my SIL: Her: We're going to eat at the hideaway and ride the boxcar to the game. SIL: Boxcar? do we have to run along side and jump in an open one? Will we have to fight hobos? She's confused, shows me the exchange."why is she saying this?" Me: Clearly my brother is texting as his wife, also..BOXCAR??!! the fuck?
  8. Pokoloco replied to 52-80's topic in Lulz
    doesn't "trap" them so much.
  9. Creepy as fuck.
  10. I don't have a dog. I need a dog. I think that's really the issue here.
  11. Fucking motherfucker OU will win the fucking national championship and that fucking fuckhead midget will win the motherfucking Heisman. God fucking damnit I hate everything.
  12. guess my only hope is Georgia winning tonight. Fuck sports
  13. Game over. OU by 28. No more punting
  14. Pokoloco replied to Go Pokes's topic in Football
    This season gave me E.D.
  15. Also, in lieu of rolls, the MIL is bringing my wife's heroin addict nephew with her. He and my alcoholic son could have a "fuck up off".
  16. The good news is Trix won't do shit for her, she has no sympathy. The reason she's always broke? when she's not losing at the slots, she spends the rest of it on buying stupid shit off of QVC and HSN.
  17. Wife asked her mom to bring rolls. My MIL said she can't because she doesn't get paid until the 26th. She can't fucking afford rolls.
  18. Pokoloco replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    Kansas scored 40 points on them. In football.
  19. Buck Neckid
  20. Pokoloco replied to Jshep34's topic in Lulz
    you ain't never met Martin Luther the King!
  21. Pokoloco replied to Jshep34's topic in Lulz
    It was the 80's, everyone looked like a hooker. Here's a pic of Al.
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