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Most "Texan" thing you've ever done?
My second piece of ass was my freshman year of high school on a trip to Del Rio where my dad was racing mules. He had several racing quarter horses and then racing mules back before parimutuel betting ruined all of that. In La Cuña at the calcutta the night before the races my dad tells my buddy and I that his best friend and the jockeys were going to Boys Town and asked did we want to go with them. Why yes, yes we did want to go with them. Right in front of my mom he gives us each $20 and says to be careful while my mom just shakes her head. On the way over there one of the jockeys pulls out a joint and we all get high af, with my dad's friend saying if I repeat anything I see tonight I will never go anywhere with him again. I kept my word because the next year we go back and I get laid for third time. The next summer we raced mules in Durango. Did not get laid but drank moonshine for first time.
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Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread
- Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread
I wonder if Johnny sack is still stanning for Meatball Ron?- Karen of the Year
Those are the craziest crazy eyes ever. Aggie Karen gets schooled by cop:- Underrated or ignored albums you think are incredible
Any Tommy Bolin fans? Fuck heroin.- Most "Texan" thing you've ever done?
When I was 12 I got kicked square in the chest by the first horse I ever broke. It knocked me about about 10 feet away and my dad said he couldn't get a heartbeat for what seemed like an eternity but he figures it was a little less than a minute. I woke up and was fine except for the horseshoe shaped 1" knot on my chest. I plowed my first field all by myself at 9 years old and had my fist pickup (58 Chevy stepside) as an 7th grader. You grow up fast on the farm. Probably illegal now. That's kinda Texan I guess.- The Sound of Freedom
Man am I the only one that has to take a shit 10 minutes after shooting up some adrenochrome?- Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
You ain't never going to change are you?- Your "I can't believe I did that" story
I have been airborn twice while driving a car, both when I was 13 and on dirt roads. Managed to land both times without crashing. My freshman year of high school a buddy and I stole 350lbs of dynamite and blew up, among other things, a row of post office boxes.- Your "I can't believe I did that" story
This had me hyperventilating- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Is nipple sweat a thing? I think he's lactating.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
"Well just shoot up in here amongst us. One of us has got to get some relief."- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Whoa, off camera you can hear the grenade go off. Fucking intense.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
OK I see that now. So now to the orc that had a great vault but failed to stick landing... I think he was already dead before launch but question is what blew him 30 ft in the air? Had to be something a little stronger than a grenade right? Of all the crazy footage that one ranks up there.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
What were all those secondary explosions?- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Someone called him Prilosec which cracked me up.- California Getting a Jump on Black Friday Shopping
He's in Montgomery County where there are no gays and girls don't climb trees and is definitely not east Texas. Anything east of I35 is east Texas to us west Texans.- Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
Isbell for President! Seriously.- GTFO your mobile phone while driving
And porn- California Getting a Jump on Black Friday Shopping
So east Texas. Of course.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
- MaybeACoordinator has passed away - Official Farewell Thread
What overlapping history would that be? I used to get you two mixed up I think.- "the bear" - new series on fx
I'm guessing Mulaney had sobered up by the time he filmed this? His character was hilarious. - Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread
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