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Ten Bears

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  1. Why did Kokefest get canceled?
  2. My second piece of ass was my freshman year of high school on a trip to Del Rio where my dad was racing mules. He had several racing quarter horses and then racing mules back before parimutuel betting ruined all of that. In La Cuña at the calcutta the night before the races my dad tells my buddy and I that his best friend and the jockeys were going to Boys Town and asked did we want to go with them. Why yes, yes we did want to go with them. Right in front of my mom he gives us each $20 and says to be careful while my mom just shakes her head. On the way over there one of the jockeys pulls out a joint and we all get high af, with my dad's friend saying if I repeat anything I see tonight I will never go anywhere with him again. I kept my word because the next year we go back and I get laid for third time. The next summer we raced mules in Durango. Did not get laid but drank moonshine for first time.
  3. I wonder if Johnny sack is still stanning for Meatball Ron?
  4. Those are the craziest crazy eyes ever. Aggie Karen gets schooled by cop:
  5. Any Tommy Bolin fans? Fuck heroin.
  6. When I was 12 I got kicked square in the chest by the first horse I ever broke. It knocked me about about 10 feet away and my dad said he couldn't get a heartbeat for what seemed like an eternity but he figures it was a little less than a minute. I woke up and was fine except for the horseshoe shaped 1" knot on my chest. I plowed my first field all by myself at 9 years old and had my fist pickup (58 Chevy stepside) as an 7th grader. You grow up fast on the farm. Probably illegal now. That's kinda Texan I guess.
  7. Man am I the only one that has to take a shit 10 minutes after shooting up some adrenochrome?
  8. You ain't never going to change are you?
  9. I have been airborn twice while driving a car, both when I was 13 and on dirt roads. Managed to land both times without crashing. My freshman year of high school a buddy and I stole 350lbs of dynamite and blew up, among other things, a row of post office boxes.
  10. This had me hyperventilating
  11. Is nipple sweat a thing? I think he's lactating.
  12. "Well just shoot up in here amongst us. One of us has got to get some relief."
  13. Whoa, off camera you can hear the grenade go off. Fucking intense.
  14. That was a little harder to watch than most Russian soldier death porn.
  15. OK I see that now. So now to the orc that had a great vault but failed to stick landing... I think he was already dead before launch but question is what blew him 30 ft in the air? Had to be something a little stronger than a grenade right? Of all the crazy footage that one ranks up there.
  16. What were all those secondary explosions?
  17. Someone called him Prilosec which cracked me up.
  18. He's in Montgomery County where there are no gays and girls don't climb trees and is definitely not east Texas. Anything east of I35 is east Texas to us west Texans.
  19. Isbell for President! Seriously.
  20. What overlapping history would that be? I used to get you two mixed up I think.
  21. I'm guessing Mulaney had sobered up by the time he filmed this? His character was hilarious.
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