Everything posted by Ten Bears
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Because they don't want to get car jacked?
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Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson, Chris Stapleton, and Other Good Stuff
Sounds like the same easy listening dreck he has been putting out lately. They should do an album of covers. That I would listen to.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I would rather stick my hand in a rattlesnake den.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Dear Penthouse,...
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Reminisce on Getting Busted in High School
When I was 16 a buddy David and I were driving around the Coleman Co dirt roads drinking up the leftover beer from the night before when we had gone to a country dance in his mom's station wagon. We had a blowout that night so we had to change out the spare (this is critical to the story). I was constantly getting into trouble with this guy. We came upon a road construction site that had a trailer with a sign that said Danger Explosives and a huge Masterlock padlock on the door. David grabbed a 36 inch Stillson pipe wrench and with two blows had the lock open. It even relocked. We stole 350 lbs of dynamite, a spool of detonator cord (that we thought was fuse cord - even tried to light it), a detonator, fuses and various blasting caps. So away we go trying to figure out how to light some dynamite fuse. Failing that I figured out how the detonator worked with the blasting caps and we start looking for something to blow up. A row of mailboxes? Sure why not? One stick was enough to level all 6 mailboxes except for the one that we put the tnt in. It went so high it was just a speck in the sky before nearly landing on David's head. We then go dynamite some stock tanks but nothing but polywog catfish came up by the hundreds. Fast forward to Monday afternoon as I get off of the school bus and see the sheriffs car sitting in front of our house along with David's parents car. Oh shit. David's dad ran the local gas station/shop and Monday morning went to fix the flat we had Saturday night and found blasting cap instructions that had fallen into a crack where the spare was. My mom had to call the beer joint to tell my dad he better come home and deal with his son and the sheriff. David and I were 2 of 3 country fuckhead delinquents that ran around together and before we were even made to turn our selves in the sheriff had all 3 of our names written down on a Round up the Usual Suspects style list. The construction crew had reported the detonator missing and was worth like $2000. They hadn't even noticed all the other shit we stole. Turns out blowing up mailboxes is frowned upon and is a felony which went along with the 3 other felonies they came up with. I received a years probation supervised by the probation officer who happened to be a family friend. After 6 months she said gtfo you're done. Hardest part was having to apologize to the mailbox owners, one of whom was my dad's best friend's dad. That flat tire and the instruction sheet for blasting caps probably save our lives.
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Another balloon object shot down over Alaska
Welcome to Surlyhorns mon. Enjoy your stay.
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Abolish the Police
Those texts have to released right?
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Identifying Trump rioters
What the fuck is wrong with you North Texas?
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
How do you think I knew to ask?
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
Do you have the chain in backwards?
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
People cook with live oak? I always thought it made kind of rancid smoke.
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
Pretty sure you can just use latex paint to seal the oak tree damage. I don't see how we won't have lots of oak wilt damage in the days to come.
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
I mean, how much we talking?
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
My second attempt to fly from San Francisco home to Austin was just canceled. I expect the same tomorrow.
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
My flight from San Francisco back to Austin was cancelled yesterday so I am "stuck" here for another day. I expect that today's flight will be canceled too. I work for UT so at least I am not burning vacation time. Could be worse 😎
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2022-2023 Winter Weather Thread
Thanks a lot. That was my greatest irrational fear. Now it my greatest rational fear.
- Loather, Come on down!
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Cool Pictures of Music Icons
I haven't tried Jack Daniels in years until the other day. God it is horrible. And I love the brown water. Did the quality go down or was it always shit?
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WTF is wrong with you, Wales, Alaska?
Someone check on @Mooseoutfront
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Amazon ending the "Amazon Smile" charity effective Feb 20
Wait. So this is supposed to be a smile? I thought everyone knew that it was a penis.
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WTF is wrong with you, Clay County?
Has he announced his bid for the House yet? Or will he shoot for senator?
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"Diamond" is dead. Long Live "Silk"
My only regret is she didn't die a day earlier because that was my birthday and it would have been a nice little gift.
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New GOP Congressman's entire resume is faked
$500 for a scarf? I should start a scarf business.
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Cool Pictures of Music Icons
1973, David Bowie and the Spiders from Mars after-show party at the Café Royal in Piccadilly, London. Back row, from left Edgar Broughton, Bianca Jagger, David Bowie, Angie Bowie and Tim Buckley. Bottom row: Ringo Starr, Celia Hammond, Jeff Beck, Lulu, Mick Ronson and Maureen Starkey
- I've decided to dig a hole
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