Everything posted by MartyWills
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
One of the constant battles in my house is my efforts to disabuse her of the notion that drywall anchors can hold up anything and everything... including things like, I don't know....50" tv's. Magic screws I guess.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We understand Johnny. Your wife knows your handle and is reading this thread. Good move.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I don't know...My wife has always been lame in the sack. Granted it's gotten even worse.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Holy shit that is way funnier than my imagination gave credit for. Thanks for sharing.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Been saying this for years
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Dallas Cowboys 2019 Offseason Thread of Mediocrity
This is the first year that I can recall that I missed watching multiple games because I just forgot. I sort of already didn't care this year. I didn't get suckered in emotionally when they got into the playoffs and won their wildcard because I knew they sucked offensively and would eventually get outcoached in the playoffs.
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Dallas Cowboys 2019 Offseason Thread of Mediocrity
Yup, Jerry has taken the best franchise in the Super Bowl era and made it less than mediocre,
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Dallas Cowboys 2019 Offseason Thread of Mediocrity
I definitely will not care about Cowboy football next fall.
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Telescope thread
When I was a kid my parents gave me a Celestron refracting scope since Halley's comet was on its way. I don't remember the aperture, but I bet it was 60 or 70 mm. I had a good time with it and actually managed to locate Halley's comet which wasn't more than a ghostly blob through the telescope. I loved astronomy, but it wasn't powerful enough to really keep me going. As an adult, I had convinced myself I wouldn't really care about using a telescope anymore. I thought a proper telescope would be too expensive, it's too bright in town to really see anything and, I mean, you can just pull up better pictures online, Right? My wife gave my youngest (and essentially me) a 90 mm Celestron refractor for Christmas. I've been using the shit out of it and I'm back to being obsessed with astronomy. I've been looking at the moon, found the orion nebulae and made three attempts at seeing Comet Wirtanen, but no luck. I wish I'd had it last summer for all the planets that were in the evening sky. Now I want a larger telescope again.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
did you count the maroon paint?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Looks like SEC left aggie out. add in thujone's aggy and it will be complete.
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Raising Chickens
I had a small flock at my previous home of 5 dual-purpose hens. My wife blamed the fly problem on the chicken poop so we gave them to my dad. Fly problem remained. I told her it probably had more to do with the trash pickup in the city switching from twice per week to once a week. We then moved to a 1 acre property and decided we had enough space to try it again. I have a mixed flock of 14 at the moment. I really love having chickens, I just hate that they're obsessed with my porch, flowerbeds and pool cool deck. They shit all over it and scratch out the flowerbed mulch when they have almost an acre to forage. Don't have pictures of my coop but it was based on these Anna White plans. I changed the size to a 12 x 6 ft footprint. I also built an attached covered pen on the pop door side that is 30'x12'. The eggs are excellent.
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2019 CFP National Championship - Clemson vs. Alabama
Too bad Bama doesn’t want to be there
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2019 CFP National Championship - Clemson vs. Alabama
I’m told that teams that got blown out in the playoff didn’t belong there...
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THE EXCUSE
What is their native range "in the wild"???
- B12 Coaches
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2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia
And have those team buy the hype and underestimate us.
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2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia
jesus christ. I just heard him say, "from my sources, I know guys on staff there, it's not the coaches fault. They did everything they could to motivate the players". He sort of pulled this card (knowing people/having played in the SEC) before the game. That he "having played" knows what it takes and understands the "difference in physicality" when presented evidence contrary to his points. It's always, "well I played so I understand". Hard to argue with that shit so I'm not in that room talking....yet.
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2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia
I'm listening to an argument in the next room here at work. I work with a guy from Atlanta who played college ball for Bama. "Georgia didn't want to be there" "In their minds, they belonged in the playoff". "you know that wasn't the same team that played alabama or even Oklahoma last year". Blah blah blah blah blah. This SEC myth will take a while to uproot.... to their own peril.
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Texas has a play called "Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
I'll have a #8 with a side Suck On That and a slice of Take the Loss, Pussy for dessert.
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Lil’Jordan Humphrey
No kidding... Bump
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2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia
Nothing. My misread on the context. I'll go fuck myself now.
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2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia
I get what you're saying, but the Heisman matters to recruits and, now, transfers. Especially when Riley can make the reasonable argument to stud QBs that you can come to OU and win a Heisman.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Whatever became of the gif featuring Looch as the Quantum Leap retard in the mirror. I looked a while back and couldn’t find it.
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2019 Fiesta Bowl - LSU vs. UCF
But was his knee down???